WindyMiller Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Caterham owner goes to see his doctor Owner "Doctor, I seem to have got my steering wheel stuck down the front of my trousers" Doctor " How on earth did you do that?" Owner " I don't know, but it's driving me nuts" Apologies, but it's almost relevant. Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Got that one in a birthday card 2 weeks ago Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 nice one WM 😬 *thumbup* Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 its a very bad joke. But I love it ❗ I declare this "SHEDLY JOKE OF THE WEEK" HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 you must award a prize them hoops Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 But it's only Monday 🤔 You can't say that's the joke of the week until you've heard ALL of them, surely Oh yeah - "stop calling me Shirley" - heard it before Millwall to beat Tranmere, then to beat Sheff Utd in Semis and then beat Pompey in The Final See Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Good 'un Windy! 😬 😬 PS: Gets my vote as Shedly Joke Of The Month... 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 Oh no, arguements. Please let it be monday's joke, I've had a look and there seem to be no others, so being the only joke on Monday it must therefore be the best (even though by my poor standards it was pretty bad). Everyone happy now *smile* Volunteers for Tuesdays joke? My Caterham has no nose (cone) etc. Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 How many caterhams does it take to change a light bulb? answers on a postcard......... I will give a prize for this one, and it doesn't matter if it's a crossflow or K-series lightbulb Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Seven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 *confused*I asked for that or 1 and it does it very, very quickly or Why have a new light bulb when you can upgrade the old one Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 One - but you'll have to wait while the trip to the corner shop turns into a 45-mile blat.... 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Well, you wouldn't want a heavy bulb, woodja now? Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 No you'd want a Light one Doh....... I get it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 a heavy bulb Grrrr! Drat! You've just made the song "The World is Just a Great Big Onion" start buzzing round my head 😳 😳 Just thought I should share that with you Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... bzzzzzzzzzzzz 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 I aim to pleeeeeeeze Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Around 10 One to put it on tech talk another to suggest you should use LED's not bulbs a third to flame the first reply One to ask if you have pictures or that you really mean a bulb A fifth who gives you a Haynes manual of a reply Another three to start an argument about plastic or carbon lamp shade for the bulb, usually involving cheap imports and shoddy work. And finally a ninth and tenth who will bring their own bulbs to your house. enjoy a cup of tea with you and your family, chat about bulbs in general, let you look at thier bulbs then help you change yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Boonie, 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Mister Toad - from memory, the only way to get free of that great big onion is to plant love seeds until it dies. Sorry. You asked for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Irritating song: BzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz round and round my head... Aaaarghhhhh! Make it go away! 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 😬 Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Luckily, I have not a clue how the big onion song goes... 😬 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 none - i'd be out blatting or asleep in my bed - neither of those tasks NEED any lightbulbs in the house HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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