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Calling Mrs Miggins....


Lee

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That's roight, young Mr. Hoops...

 

There was these three tasty little bunnies, recently deceased, waiting to get into 'eaven...

 

St. Paul (oi thinks) arsks them little bundles o'pie why they's wanting to get into 'eaven...

 

The furst bunny says "Nasty Mr. McGregor caught me in the cabbage patch and shot me with his gun"

 

The second bunny says "Oi (for he was a country bunny) was crossin' the A4455 (Fosse Way) last noight, and Nasty Mr. McGregor was contravening the road traffic act boi runnin' 'is traaactorrr without any loights - Oi was squashed flat, so oi was"

 

The third bunny says "Toimes has been 'ard. Oi must confess that oi broke'd in to Mrs. McGregors kitchen last noight and wos oi surproised!? Such a luvverly spread o toasted sandwiches, the loikes of oi has never seen. There was cheese toasties an' tomato toasties an' cabbage toasties too. Oi couldn't help moiself and had a little nibble of each - surely Mrs. McGregor wouldn't notice... Next thing oi knows, oi'm standing here before ye"

 

St. Paul considered the three applications and let the furst two bunnies into 'eaven. To the thurd, he says "Oi'm sorry Mr. Bunny, Oi can't lets the loikes of you in here - you've been mixingyourtoasties*..."

 

*Oi can't foind moi copy of Crack-a-Joke (or was it 'The End'), so this is the best oi's can manage... *wink*

 

 

 

 

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