Lee Loves Westfields Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 ....there lived a porcupine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 one morning he decided to go for a walk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 and on the way he bumped into Patrick Moore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 after a painful 2 hours with a pair of tweezers Patrick vowed to always watch out for porcupines whilst walking down the street admiring the night sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Minus some spines the porcupine carried on until he came to a job centre. Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! see it here Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 Patrick places a bid on eBay for this item. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3078059896&category=4672 He thinks it will help him get closer to the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leadership Team Mcalvert Posted February 13, 2004 Leadership Team Share Posted February 13, 2004 The job centre was closed. A sign on the door said "Closed, due to staff shortages" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 Suddenly there is a huge explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 ...and the Nation of Zillop ceased to exist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Bits of it are scattered all over the Land of Make Believe including the Most Serene Republic of Pinkfluffia Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Meanwhile the porcupine had decided to give up on job hunting for now and go to the pub.......after all he was better of claiming his weekly benefit. Have engine, diff and tacho.......need car I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomB Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 The porcupine has 10 pints of Stella and decided to walk home at closing time..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 but fell down into a a patch of brambles and was seriously scratched and punctured Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 It was oozing Porcupine juice all over the place and things were really looking quite serious Have engine, diff and tacho.......need car I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Until Jill and Jack found him and blathered him in vinegar and brown paper savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Now he didn`t smell too good and he looked a mess but the porcupine was making a good recovery Have engine, diff and tacho.......need car I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 until the mess on the intern's dress was discovered by the Secret Service... Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Edited by - Steve-B on 14 Feb 2004 16:53:37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Then things got a little sticky Have engine, diff and tacho.......need car I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 until the porcupine got quite prickly which make him quite sickly... Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Loves Westfields Posted February 14, 2004 Author Share Posted February 14, 2004 so he nips down to Boots and buys some medicine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 But Boots was closed. A sign on the door said "Closed, due to staff shortages" Strongy - trying my best to convince 'er indoors that there's no need to sell it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 So he goes in the pub over the road Enters the "Frog & Toad" I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message See Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Hoping to get a bite to eat. But its 2:31 came the reply, we stop serving at 2:30 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 For the barman was a Chinaman with toothache. Hence the phrase "tooth-hurtee". Strongy - trying my best to convince 'er indoors that there's no need to sell it 😬 Edited by - strongy on 24 Feb 2004 19:47:31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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