MooSpeed Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 here 😳 MooSpeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Stephen Bayley is such an 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 So......err he doesn't like it then... Well, I don't really like the Telegraph.... 😬 😬 Opinions are funny things aren't they 🤔 dannnnnnnnneeyyyboooyy 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooSpeed Posted February 10, 2004 Author Share Posted February 10, 2004 I couldn't decide if he likes it or not - 'cos ime fick ☹️ Don't like the Telegraph either, just happened across the link whilst Caterham searching... MooSpeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 He looks to be a complete Ar$e in the picture at the top.... Bit of a Beemer driver........ 😬 😬 😬 dannnnnnnnneeyyyboooyy 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying kiwi Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 No not clear at all, confusing torygraph article. Kiwi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 What a strange article. He seems to say its really very very fast, its compromised in order to be so fast, this means its not a lexus. then he wibbles a lot. *confused* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Wibbling...not enough wibbling in the world in my opinion 😬 Bring back the wibble dannnnnnnnneeyyyboooyy 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 but its very poor quality wibble - no sense of flow or style. and it doesn't give the idea of caterham life either... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Err... I don't think it's a question of "liked/didn't like it". The article, stripped down to just the key words, goes:... popping ... exhaust ... noisy ... rough ... loud ... painful ... terrible ... catastrophe ... fallen off... ... least functional ... vivid extremes of excitement, discomfort and clammy danger... ... entering ... hood erect ... impossible ... legs behind ... twist in an arabesque ... bend ... drag ... precariously ... discomfort ... shoebox ... close contact ... sardine ... almost impossible ... hidden from view... ... easier ... hood down ... but ... erection ... remedial pharmaceuticals ... nail-breaking ... knuckle-skinning ... insubordinately stiff Leatherette ... brewer's droop ... terrible ... limp ... cannot imagine why... 300 horsepower per ton ... danger ... I will not necessarily say fun ... metal casket ... most raw and absolute driving sensation ... very peaky ... throttle-blipping prat ... around town ... fatiguing ... steering ... delight ... instantly ... punitively uncomfortable ... immediacy ... urgency ... sensual ... erotic... ... accelleration ... press ... hard ... popping ... banging ... amazing howl ... eyeballs shudder ... orgasm ... rush ... surging up the spinal column ... hormonal ... vascular turgescence ... involuntary contraction ... expansion ... exposion ... then you lift off ... recreational sex.Gosh ❗ And it would appear he only drove it round Chelsea... 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 surely you'd lift off AFTER the recreational sex HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Definitely a Beemer driver. I suspect that most of the recreational sex that this guy engages in doesn't involve anyone in the passenger seat. If you know what I mean. By the way - is there really an R300 SV? My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Well I nodded off after the second paragraph. Me thinks he "just don't got it"!!! 😬 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 In fairness, I think he gets the point across reasonably well: it's very fast, it's a hell of a lot of excitement, you either get it or you don't. However, I can't stand his incessant intellectual knicker-waving and I therefore dub him an 🙆🏻 and admit him to the Setright Order of 🙆🏻 Motoring Writers Who Show Off Too Much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 To a more important point - has anyone had sex that isn't recreational??? (I suppose if you are employed in the porn industry) Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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