Rachael Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Sad isn't it? Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 can we see the graph please alex 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I once emptied my brother's full, used potty over his head. He was about 2, I was probably just 4.... My mum says he had a very confused expression on his face.... Hmmm, pieeeee.... Hmmmm, that not piiieeee... There's i's in piiiieeeee, Big Hoopy no spell... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 It's a very dull graph because he didn't start recording the results until my temperature had come down! Rach Edited by - Rachael on 3 Feb 2004 18:28:28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 My son put a load of jelly and sponge in his ears when he was three, and has been a trifle deaf ever since On the hill , not over it!! Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 i didn't make it clear - the potty had ben used for both types of use.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 my brother once put a 10p in his mouth and swallowed it. mum was told at the doctor to only worry if he put out 2 X 5p's from his bum 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 My mate is in hospital having swallowed a pound coin, fifty pence piece, a twenty pence piece , two tens, a two pence , and three one pence`s. Phoned the hospital tonight to see how he is and they said "still no change" 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 ☹️booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 My mate is in hospital having swallowed a vacuum cleaner... Phoned the hospital tonight to see how he is and they said "picking up really well" Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Another mate (who has a nasty drug habit) is in hospital having experimented snorting curry powder. Phoned the hospital tonight to see how he is and they said "still in a kurma" Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Another mate is in hospital having fallen off his horse. Phoned the hospital tonight to see how he is and they said "stable" Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Another mate is in hospital, phoned the hospital tonight to see how he is and they said "critical" "He says the bed is too hard, and his steak pie was cold" Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 😬 G 4 Geoff I do not want a carbon fibre steering wheel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Ross, Do you have any mates who aren't in hospital? 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Swallowed a whistle once - coz i thought it would give me "really cool whistling farts" A) It didnt whistle once it worked through B) It hurt coming out Thankfully i'm a bloke and i will never have the pain of giving birth 😳 [ouch] If a tiny whistle hurts that much, i cant imagine the pain of a whopping great blinkin baby coming out ! [/ouch] I was only six and i still wince with the memory of it I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Babies don't come out your bottom though.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 D'oh. Yeah right. Sure they don't. Like you want us to believe they come out of the mummys tummy button. *eek* savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 I once let two stink bombs off in Sunday School, the place emptied in minutes (not difficult there was only about 30 people there). Tried to deny it at home when questioned, only trouble was I used my shoe to crush the bomb and it still stunk to high heaven. Strongy - trying my best to convince 'er indoors that there's no need to sell it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Terrible Viv it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 They don't come out your mummy's tummy button - its too small as well. You have to register with the government then go to the hospital to collect your baby. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 What I was born at home, am I some sort of diy human not factory built Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 I think you must be a special case Paul Maybe your mummy persuaded them to delivery you rather than her collecting you. So you were a "special delivery" by the postman perhaps *confused* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 "They don't come out your mummy's tummy button - its too small as well. You have to register with the government then go to the hospital to collect your baby." I do hope Mr and Mrs naPP got their registration papers in on time then - there's not that long before the appointment you know! G 4 Geoff I do not want a carbon fibre steering wheel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Don't worry - its one of the more efficient parts of the government. My mummy actually had to go and collect me 2 weeks EARLY ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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