Sheds Moderator Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 I currently have a large quantity of flood water blocking my normal route to work. Anyone wishing to collect this can have it for an NTL donation. Buyer collects. This water is non potable and brown in colour, I believe it to be capable of wrecking both LA and DeDion 7s if applied in large quantity. Since it normally occupies the courses of the rivers Loire and Thouet I believe it to be French in origin and will exchange it for decent weather when I visit Britain next weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 I am afraid that your french water does not comply with British Standards for flood water quality. We will block all ports should you attempt to export this to our country 😬 😬 😬 😬 Dannnneeeeeeeeeboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL FLY Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Forecast for next weekend is showers and 9C on both days. So unfortunately we will be unable to fill your fine weather order. We are doing a Jan/Feb special comprising simultaneous thunderstorm/hail/sleet/snow with gale force winds. We are confident that this combination is not available elsewhere adn are quite happy to ship to any overseas customers. The Met Office. The standard comment is 'Well, it Met rain and it Met not" See willfly.net for more info. If you don't spin you ain't trying Happiness is knowing you have just a tad too much power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 There is also a rather large quantity around the Derwent, with some of it now occupying the combustion chambers of my company car...... Free to the highest bidder - buyer collects! Jam. Just Jam, and a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Go on then, I'll take your company car off your hands 'For Free'. 😬 It must be worth my while dropping in a new engine and then flogging it, where can I collect it from 🤔 😬 😬 😬 BTW anybody got a trailer I can use 🤔 Brent Zetec 209 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Tell me where it is and you can have it! Unfortunately the water isn't free, and you'll have to speak to my fleet manager for the price..... Only available as a pair! Glub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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