not a Postman Pat Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Sorry Steve 😬 It's just that those crocodile clips really pinch Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Drat and double drat. Er, sorry, gave you the wrong one there. Here, have some Jalapeno (sp?) Rubbing Ointment instead. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Oh yes I think Geek forgot to give you this - (hands over wire brush) - apparently its the applicator you use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 If we are calling you bry, are you anything to do with here? BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Don't listen to the nasty boys NaPP, the best thing to stop all the aches is obvious, use Ralgex. The best way to apply this to your nether regions is to have a really hot shower, then smear the Ralgex on the gusset of your skiddies. Always worked a treat in school 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Ah yes but you then run the risk of getting sweaty down there - never pleasant - so the best thing to do is then pull forward the elastic of your Y-fronts/ boxers/ shreddies and empty a can of deoderant into aforemention undercrackers - Brute is best. Saw a kid in my class do this once and never saw a man hop around so much as he did. We cried with laughter while he just cried. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I shall never forget a changing room incident when after liberally applying wintergreen to his legs a friend of mine went to the loo. 😳 😬 It musta hurt, he was crying. BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 it is best to apply these potions, ahem, lotions with gloves made of sand paper, they're best to get it "right" in the correct places 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Or maybe try the soothing charms of Immac Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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