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I've been given the task by my wife to see if we can convert one of our bedrooms into a bathroom before the baby is born in July. Fortunately the room in question used to be a bathroom before we bought the house and still has the waste pipe.

 

As a complete Klutz when it comes to DIY I will be calling on family and friends - sorry Windy - for advice/ help. And of course the all knowing shed. Any pointers - stuff like carpet, other flooring, wooden floor (although that sounds like a recipe for water draining into the electrics) etc, etc.

 

Have to clean it out first as it is home to our rabbits...

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Hi Boonster,

 

Firstly I don't believe I have said CONGRATULATIONS on the impending family *smile*

 

Secondly, having spent a couple of hours looking at wooden flooring in the DIY stores yesterday, you can now get wooden laminate specifically extra water resistant for use in kitchens and bathrooms. The problem with a laminate (where you effectively have a printout picture of some fancy wood laminated on the surface of MDF) is that if you do get water under the top layer it will de-laminate = bad news. Remember how you can peel dried glue or wax off your skin? It's a bit like that.

So you can do laminate but make sure you spend the little extra for the increased water resistant option.

Alternatively you can now get some vinyl/lino type coverings which look very similar to a textured laminate anyway - worth a look for a bathroom with a pukey baby IMO *wink*

 

Other advice - make sure the poo goes down the correct waste pipe *eek*

 

mooooooomin (currently getting over-excited at the prospect of forthcoming DIY projects)

 

www.megabird.co.uk

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Tile the floor *thumbup*

 

Downside is that when Boonie joon. starts trying to stand up, the potential head/hard floor interface may be rather undesirable *thumbdown*

 

Which is the very reason I have thick, good quality lino on my kitchen* floor 😳

 

 

 

*which will soon be getting soaked undoubtedly when the roof gets wheeeched off ☹️

 

 

Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!!

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Rubber flooring

 

It`s warm, it`s hygenic, its good for banging your head on, its easy to clean, and it`s environmentally friendly.

You can get it in all sorts of colours and even with a relief pattern like dimples etc on it.

 

It`ll last a lifetime too *thumbup*

 

Have engine.......need car

I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec

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avoid rigid floors upstairs on timber sub floors, cos they move and it'll crack, unless you cover it in something like plywood, in which case it'll have to be quite thick plywood, if I was in your position I would cover my self in papier mache and say oops a lot, this would lead to the missus accusing you of being inept, at this stage I would give myself a nasty cut with a stanley knife and swear blind that it was an accident caused when painting, the wife should then realise that the best bet is to get someone else to do it, like her dad and you can safley go down to the pub.

 

jobs a gud un.

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Tile the floor

 

Downside is that when Boonie joon. starts trying to stand up, the potential head/hard floor interface may be rather undesirable


 

Naaaaaaaaah, mate. They learn to fall gracefully very fast. Our oldest lived from 0 to 2 in an apartment in Singapore with tiled floors. It was amazing how quickly he learned to keep his head off the deck when he fell.

 

If you like Amtico, also have a look at the vinyl available from Karndean. Much cheaper and to pretty much the same standard.

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Amtico is posh lino. Often found in tile form!

Use plastic pipe with push-fit fittings. You cant go wrong! If you use demountable fittings, if you do go wrong you can, er, demount them. Don't forget to use the inserts in the plaggy pipe tho

I've managed to talk a complete dunder heed through fitting a bathroom (Mr XLB for those that know him!) over the 'phone and we did'nt spill a drop! 😬 😬

 

savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid...

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It haven taken me and a friend about four days to install a dishwasher I think a good plumber will be called.

 

I'll tile some of the room but do I need to do anything special to the walls I'm going to paint.

 

For any Robin Hood forum people - welcome to the sheds sorry this is a true numpty question and your advice, scorn and humour are much appreciated *tongue* *wink*

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Boonie - RH reference *tongue* *thumbup*

 

 

In my (albeit limited) experience, Amtico = ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££, and don't it need "specialist fitment" 🤔 *confused* which again = £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££???

 

Ref the walls, if they are in good nick, just paint them with a good qual (ie Dulux or Crown) kitchen & bathroom emulsion.

 

If they are as rough as a badger's backside,

a) sand them & horizontally paper them with 1000 grade quad lining paper; or

b) get in a plasterer to do a finishing coat of plaster. (could = more £££££ - remember Harry Enfield?)

 

Then paint them with aforementioned dog's bollox paint.

 

Mrs Boonie will be mighty impressed & the sense of DIYing for Boon Joon (although in this case indirectly) will fill you with a great sense of acheivement & providing for your offspring (even though not actually in this world yet)

 

😬

 

 

Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!!

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