RICHARD UMOOGOO Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 FROM: RICHARD UMOOGOO SUBJECT: URGENT ASSISTANCE FIRST I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. THOUGH I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED,THIS TRANSACTION BY IS VERY NATURE IS IN DEED ONE OF A RATHER COMPLEX NATURE AND IT HAS AS ITS BANE THE ISSUE OF TRUST BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT TRUST CONCEPTUALLY IS A CONUNDRUM WHICH LEADS ITS SELF TO DEFERRING INTERPRETATION, IT IS NOT TO THE EXTENT OF EMPIRICAL OF SCIENTIFIC PROOF WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION, AS WE HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOUR DISCREETNESS AND ABILITY IN TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY TO YOU. I AM RICHARD UMOOGOO ONE OF THE RECENTLY APPOINTED DIRECTORS WITH THE WAHOOBOO INTERNATIONAL BANK, LAGOS. I CAME TO KNOW BLATCHAT IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR AN INVIGORATING SPORTSCAR (AND A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE FORUM) TO HANDLE THIS MOST CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. THE PROPOSITION: A FOREIGNER LATE ENGR. REGINALD TURNIP (SNR.) AN OIL MERCHANT WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, UNTIL HIS DEATH MONTHS AGO IN KENYA AIR BUS (A310-300) FLIGHT KQ431, (ERIC WILL KNOW OF THIS NUMBER) BANKED WITH US AT WAHOOBOO INTERNATIONAL BANK, LAGOS AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER, 2000 WORTH US$35,500,000.00 (THIRTY FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS), THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY. VALUABLE EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE BY THE WAHOOBOO INTERNATIONAL BANK TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE TURNIP FAMILY OR HIS RELATIVES BUT TO NO SUCCESS. IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF LATE ENGR. REGINALD TURNIP (SNR.)' S NEXT KIN (HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT IS KNOWN TO US). THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, HAS MADE ARRANGEMENT FOR THE FUNDS TO BE DECLARED "UNCLAIMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL. IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO LATE ENGR. REGINALD TURNIP (SNR.) SO THAT THE FUND US$35.5 MILLION WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT OF KIN. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES TO ENABLE YOU GET HIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT. WE HAVE SECURE FROM THE PROBATE AN ORDER OF MADAMUS TO LOCATE ANY OF DECEASED BENEFICIARIES, AND MORE SO I AM PERSONALLY ASSURING YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE. YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE THE REST BE FOR MYSELF AND MY COLLEAGUES FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. ACCORDING TO AGREEMENT WITHIN BOTH PARTIES. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL, THE NECESSARY MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUITE BOTH PARTIES ARE THUS: 30% FOR YOU A/C OWNER,10% FOR THE EXPENESES, 60% FOR I AND MY COLLEAGUES. WHILE REPLYING FURNISH ME WITH YOUR PRIVATE FAX AND PHONE NUMBERS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION AND YOUR BANK PARTICULARS. WHILST THIS ANORMALITIES MAY WELL EXACERBATE YOUR DOUBT AND APPREHENSIVE ABOUT THE TRANSACTION IN VIEW OF THE FACT THAT YOU AREA PERSON NOT PHYSICALLY KNOWN TO US. I MUST HAVE TO ADVICE YOU THAT A HEALTHY DEGREE OF CAUTION BE EXERCISED BEFORE CONCLUSIONS ARE REACHED BY YOUR GOODSELF. IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE BY YOU, DO NOT MAKE UNDUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST WE HAVE BESTOWED IN YOU. BEST REGARDS, RICHARD UMOOGOO PS - I HOPE ALL OF THE ABOVE IS STRAGHT FORWARD AND CLEAR GET RICH NOW ASK ME HOW ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Nooooooooooooooo! My dear great uncle is dead!?!?!?!?!??!? Noooooooooooooooo! Richard, thanks for letting me know - can I have my $35.5M now please? Regards, Archibald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARD UMOOGOO Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 MY DEAREST ARCHIBALD, I AM SO SORRY TO BE THE BEARER OF SUCH SAD NEWS TO YOU. PLEASE ACCEPT MY HEARTFELT CONDOLENCES. AS TO YOUR INHERITANCE, IT WOULD GIVE ME THE GREATEST PLEASURE ON EARTH TO ACT ON YOUR BEHALF TO RECOVER THIS MAGNIFICENT AMOUNT. I WILL ARRANGE FOR ALL OF THE NECESSARY PAPERWORK TO BE DRAWN UP IMMEDIATELEY. PLEASE FORWARD ME BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER THE SUM OF £19,345 (UK POUNDS) THIS MINISCULE TOKEN, AN INSIGNIFICENT AMOUNT OF YOUR SOON TO BE FANTASTIC WEALTH, IS SADLY NEEDED TO ALLOW THE VARIOUS HIGH LEVEL LAWYERS MAKE SURE YOUR CASH TRANSACTION GOES SMOOTHLY AND WITHOUT HITCHES. THIS AMOUNT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND MUST BE SENT AS SOON AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS BUT LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU HAVING MUCH WEALTH. BEST REGARDS RICHARD UMOOGOO PROFESSIONAL AND EXTREMELY WELL EDUCATED AND HONEST BUSINESS PERSON GET RICH NOW ASK ME HOW ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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