ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Is he stuck in the battery 🤔 - like all those hens that power things all over the place 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 😬 😬 Do you mean that at this very moment Pat could be being held hostage by battery hens with nothing but a screwdriver and spanner to eat. Perhaps we need to organise a rescue - starts handing out SAS balaclavas - sorry about the bright colours and pom-poms but it was all my mum could knit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 SAS = Shedders Air Service 🤔 or Save All Shedders 🤔 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 😬 Right, I'm now wearing my Bo-Peep bonnet - remind me what I need to do next? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 woo-hoo 😬 NaPP is ALIVE First thing is to move the pom-pom out the way of your eyes. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Have you noticed that, to tired eyes, in this font, orn and om look very similar.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 And NaPP may need to move pom-porn out of the way too 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 p... p... p... p... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 pick up a penguin HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 how do you pick up a penguin 🤔 they live in the Antarctic and there are no curbs to crawl along there HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 why does crawling along curbs attract certain young ladies - unless you are both worms and the lady likes the way you crawl.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Are you talking to yourself or is Penelope Pitstop impersonating you 🤔 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 and how do you swim down the pavement anyway 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 life is really VERY confusing isn't it HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Is this an attempt to use the remaining 73 or so posts you need 🤔 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Hands over toffee to Hoopy in the hope it will calm him down. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 naPP - have the hens mistreated you? Cos we could go and kick some feathery butt. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I'm me though. Miss PP is at work and never sheds from there. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I'd never stoop that low ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Maybe naPP is just playing the role of Rocky (Chicken run, not boxing) and is going to rescue all the battered hens 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Battered hens - if I wasn't a vegetarian, I could eat one of those now - all crispy golden with chips and a little bag of 'battered' bits like the chipshops ooop norfff used to sell. G 4 Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 OOOh chips with gravy from oop norfff - reminds me of my uni days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 reminds me of my uni days are you bi now Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 mmmmm chips and gravy or chips and curry sauce mmmmmmmmmmm 71560 miles and counting... but knackered alternator ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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