Meldrew Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 I'm trying to come up with a definitive Sevens "Twelve Days of Christmas", but I can't help the feeling that this is a truly shedly pursuit that needs to be shared. Hence, I begin: On the first day of Christmas, my True Love sent to me A set of throttle bodies On the second day of Christmas, my True Love sent to me........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Two Tillet Seats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 23, 2003 Author Share Posted December 23, 2003 ...and a set of throttle bodies On the third day of Christmas my True Love sent to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdchalfont Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Three Rose Joints, Two Tillet Seats, and a set of throttle bodies! On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me... (edited for idiotic spelling) Edited by - rdchalfont on 23 Dec 2003 15:11:06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodies On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One day soon Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Six Speed Gear box FIVE hundred quids worth of OPTI-MAX (? ?) Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdchalfont Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 (one day soon - are you buying a seven or a fuel truck?!?!? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One day soon Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Well the fuel might last till next christmas SEVEN regalia Six Speed Gear box FIVE hundred quids worth of OPTI-MAX (??) Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 eight front wheel nuts SEVEN regalia Six Speed Gear box FIVE hundred quids worth of OPTI-MAX (??) Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodies HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 ninety dB silencer eight front wheel nuts SEVEN regalia Six Speed Gear box FIVE hundred quids worth of OPTI-MAX (??) Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodie Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 extra horsepower ninety dB silencer eight front wheel nuts SEVEN regalia Six Speed Gear box FIVE hundred quids worth of OPTI-MAX (??) Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodies 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven thousand revs 10 extra horsepower ninety dB silencer eight front wheel nuts SEVEN regalia Six Speed Gear box FIVE hundred quids worth of OPTI-MAX (??) Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodies Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 twelve more foot pounds Eleven thousand revs 10 extra horsepower ninety dB silencer eight front wheel nuts SEVEN regalia Six Speed Gear box FIVE hundred quids worth of OPTI-MAX (??) Four point harn-esses (hyphenated for lyrical effect) Three Rose Joints Two Tillet seats and a Set of throttle bodies HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 😬 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! see it here Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 23, 2003 Author Share Posted December 23, 2003 Marvellous, but I reserve the right to change it to FIVE PISTON RINGS Otherwise it don't fit the choon. Ten out of ten, all. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 but you'd need 12 piston rings to do a whole engine.... and 8 brake pads is perhaps better than my first effort. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Meldrew is in the middle of reconditioning my 5-cylinder Fiat Turbo engine before fitting it to his Seven. It's only the oil control rings that need replacing so FIVE PISTON RINGS is spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 surely you always replace all the rings 5 sets of pistons rings perhaps *confused* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 29, 2003 Author Share Posted December 29, 2003 I think you're being mechanically pedantic, Mr Hooper. Nevertheless, you could change it to "FIVE LAPS OF THE RING". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 29, 2003 Author Share Posted December 29, 2003 You sad, sad, people, surely your true love would just buy you a nice pair of slippers and a proper car to stay in the garage on Sunday mornings! Oh well so much creativity, why not do a NTL carol book for next year then? Meldrew keyboard hijack> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 29, 2003 Author Share Posted December 29, 2003 surely your true love would just buy you a nice pair of slippers and a proper car to stay in the garage on Sunday mornings Mine didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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