r c ole Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up angrily and said, "You should not be asking eighth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again: "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. She said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in bigtrouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and asked the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and replied, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Billy," said Mrs. Parks. Then, turning to Mary, she said: "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed." 195BHP Dry Sumped K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 lol 😬 Vivien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 and did you read your homework or just get on with the practical ??? 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Oh Paul you cheeky monkey 😳 Vivien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Igor - are you saving up some jokes for the party on Saturday 10th Jan 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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