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I.Mupferit

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Limerick service is temporarily suspended for some Friday afternoon Nursery Rhymes.

 

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Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her thighs.

 

Mary had another skirt

that was split right up the front

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her **** .

Well, she didn't wear that one very often

 

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

knickers all tattered and torn.

It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,

But Little Boy Blue with the horn.

 

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,

What have you got there?

Said the Pieman unto Simon,

Pies, you dickhead.

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said "F*#k him, He's only an egg.

 

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it's a*se

and turned it's wool to nylon

 

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

 

Little Boy Blew.

Hey. He needed the money.

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Normal Service will now resume. Sorry for any inconvenience. *wink*

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