I.Mupferit Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 There was a young girl from Reading ...................... Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 whose legs were ready for spreading .......................................... Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Edited by - Powder Puff on 5 Dec 2003 13:41:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 She said Oh my word .................. Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 and the sound was absurd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 You must wait until after the wedding. Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Phew....managed to escape from that one. Don't think I'd better do 'The young girl from Hucking' Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Why are they called Limericks? I've been there and the population don't go around talking in rhymes - although they do speak a form of English that's totally incomprehensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Who once did swallow a ducking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Which didn't half quack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 But a slap on the back, 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 'Allo just back from t' pub...................please don't make me say the last line Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Go on Brent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Shut it up (followed by a swift plucking)... 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 New one: A fishmonger's daughter from Chigley, 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Had a notion to chew on a Wrigley. She mangled her gum, Then fell on her bum, Now she walks in a manner all wiggely. Edited by - Eric McLoughlin on 5 Dec 2003 18:12:57 Edited by - Eric McLoughlin on 5 Dec 2003 18:14:27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 - OK, how about this: A vegetarian when going karting... 😳 nothing... Edited by - MisterToad on 5 Dec 2003 18:24:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Was seriously prone to farting se7enless until January ☹️ I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 kept missing gears................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 whilst trolling for queers... Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 And could`nt stop stopping and starting.............boom boom On the hill , not over it!! Member Edited by - Cloud 9 on 5 Dec 2003 20:22:18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 The was a young lad from Norwich.......... Vivien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 who had a fetish for porridge..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 He pulled down his trousers Vivien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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