Rowly Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Come on own up. Who put a stone or something similar in my roll bar tube, so that every time I go a bit quick round a bend the bloody thing rolls from end to end................. Owner of *thumbup*The Wombat membership number 10765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Its a cornering device 😬 On the hill , not over it!! Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I think it was prolly Miss Rachael and definitely not me at all,uh uh no way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 How the bleedin'ell did 'they': i) get it in there in the first place, ii) make it so that it stays in the top bit and doesn't just drop off to sleep in one side or the other..???? Eh You sure it's not something loose under the seats/in the boot - or possibly a loose item above the pedal boxes??? Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Edited by - Myles on 4 Dec 2003 20:35:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Are you sure that your brain is fully secured, the mounts sheared off mine a few years ago as I jumped off the wardrobe shouting "geronimo" and wearing my yogi bear outfit. It would be worth taking yourself down the vets to be checked out, otherwise it's bound to be Miss S. Paul 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Oi, let he who is without sin cast the first stone It wasn't me, Rowly I don't even know what your car looks like and I'm a girl, I wouldn't know how to put a stone in the roll bar 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Ah, the old "I don't know how to put a stone in your rollbar" routine. Nice try Rach but we'll not fall for that Paul - stuck outside kings cross Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 how do you know its a stone and not a sherbert lemon HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Paul, Should we ask what you are doing at Kings Cross? 😳 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Hoop, How do you know it's a sherbet lemon...got anything you need to confess to... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Could be a snail escaping the cold. It could have crawled up there whilst you weren't noticing and its sticky bum would stop it falling down the sides, unlesss it was after a quick snooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 I'm starting to get my suspicions now with this talk of boiled sweets. One would assume that a sherbet lemon, being oval would not tinkle so. Neither would your soft sugar coated bon-bon. Aniseed twists are out but methinks not the balls. My brain makes a far louder noise but only over bumps. As for the disappearing down the ends thing, I take your point. Perhaps there is some devious, feindish perpetual loading device hidden in there as well. Any minute now I'm going to get help from the Tech talk boys and then you'll be in trouble......... Owner of *thumbup*The Wombat membership number 10765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Hoopy, I thought it was rude to wave THAT number of fingers 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 My car rattles round corners - I think it's a small community of gremlins living in the bar that goes across the bottom of the dash. Well, either that or the end of a rivet 71482 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 well if Paul is at Kings Cross there is only one possible answer.... Mornington Crescent! 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Big Truck Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Rowley Rachel says she is innocent I'm not sure 🤔 Yes she is a girl ❗ i've met her but I wouldnt put it passed her that she planted something Have you thought it may be a Bedfordshire Clanger in there There viscious little b 😬 😬 😬 😬rs when cornered ❗ Time for another G & T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 badgers. 😬 you've got badgers having babies in your roll bar you better not hurt them ❗ Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 More likely 'shrooms??? When was the last time you washed behind the rollbar Rowly? Or maybe.... YES! it's a (rattle)SNAAAAKE, it's a SNAAAAAKE... 😬 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Whilst you are all gathered here we shall consider the evidence.......... Myles, my 'shrooms are doing nicely within the damp, dark warmth of the passenger footwell carpet, As for my racing snake I like to keep it well lubed so that it does not unexpectedly tinkle. Steve-B, Any Badgers in my roll bar have, by now, been gassed by the exhaust emissions. (pulls black cloak in front of face, twiddles moustache and laughs menacingly) Ed, The clanger Clangs (although the ones one the telly whistled) Rhubarb, clearly using the Grand Prix rules, you would have had to have taken a pit stop which means you go to Gants Hill. I however begin at Theydon Bois, Ha, I have you Sir. Ewenm, you must have an SV. Theres not enough room in my car once I've squeezed all 19stone of my Vogon Gelks like physique into mine. Paul, it is indeed rude to wave all six fingers on the one hand. Hoopy you have already shown a woeful lack of sweet geometry, therefore the culprit cannot be you . Unless this is a cunning counter bluff. Which, at the moment, leaves us with Rachel. First to deny the act. As my old gran used to say "That girl's a lying F****r." Or is she simply nice enough to be shed Head Girl? I believe I now have three white pins and one black one........mmmmmm(tightens cord on purple, velvet smoking jacket and strokes black goatee beard thoughtfully.) Owner of *thumbup*The Wombat membership number 10765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Whilst you are all gathered here we shall consider the evidence.......... Myles, my 'shrooms are doing nicely within the damp, dark warmth of the passenger footwell carpet, As for my racing snake I like to keep it well lubed so that it does not unexpectedly tinkle. Steve-B, Any Badgers in my roll bar have, by now, been gassed by the exhaust emissions. (pulls black cloak in front of face, twiddles moustache and laughs menacingly) Ed, The clanger Clangs (although the ones one the telly whistled) Rhubarb, clearly using the Grand Prix rules, you would have had to have taken a pit stop which means you go to Gants Hill. I however begin at Theydon Bois, Ha, I have you Sir. Ewenm, you must have an SV. Theres not enough room in my car once I've squeezed all 19stone of my Vogon Gelks like physique into mine. Paul, it is indeed rude to wave all six fingers on the one hand. Hoopy you have already shown a woeful lack of sweet geometry, therefore the culprit cannot be you . Unless this is a cunning counter bluff. Which, at the moment, leaves us with Rachel. First to deny the act. As my old gran used to say "That girl's a lying F****r." Or is she simply nice enough to be shed Head Girl? I believe I now have three white pins and one black one........mmmmmm(tightens cord on purple, velvet smoking jacket and strokes black goatee beard thoughtfully.) Owner of *thumbup*The Wombat membership number 10765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Who is Rachel?? Rachael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Damn, you have discovered my alter ego, a girl quite accomplished in denying acts. Owner of *thumbup*The Wombat membership number 10765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Not an SV, just a skinny me 71482 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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