alan7 Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Err, excuse me for intruding but the door was slightly open & someone left the light on so I had to look inside. What a strange world. Several persons huddled in the corner, half eaten packet of Spangles on a table, several well read Beanos stacked neatly on the bookcase, a fluffy toy (or is that an old mug of coffee that's started to grow?) by the telly & this. All I wanted was to borrow a cup of sugar, I'll gladly pay you when the cheque comes through. How do you get the dead flys off your teeth....... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Have a pile of jelly babies instead HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hello Alan welcome to the shed neighbourhood (sic) here, you can have it - i don't take sugar in my tea please feel free to pop by anytime for a chat, a cup of tea and some bikkies do you have this weeks beano? (or "whizzer & chips"?) You can't measure safe driving in miles per hour (or kph if you're pedantic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan7 Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 Thanks for the jelly babies hoopy, didn't know this was a sweet shed. Only want a cupful Fletch, that will last me til the end of the week but as your so generous I'll put the kettle on & make you a nice cuppa tea. I've got some ginger bikkies if you want to dunk, swop you for this week's Beano? How do you get the dead flys off your teeth....... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hi ya Alan - Here's the Beano winter special and welcome to the sheds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hi there 😬 Could you please put enough water in the kettle for me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan7 Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 Sure can. Milk & sugar? How do you get the dead flys off your teeth....... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 [mis - quote] MMMMMMMMMM PIE Ginger Bikkies [/mis - quote] YUMMMMMEEEEEEE 😬 oh pooh - made up [square html stuff] don't work ☹️ Is there a part of the sheds where we keep the broken inventions, to re-use bits next time 🤔 You can't measure safe driving in miles per hour (or kph if you're pedantic) Edited by - Fletch on 3 Dec 2003 15:03:53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan7 Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 Help wanted. Why is it that when you dunk ginger bikkies they stay whole for 1.25 seconds but it takes 1.30 seconds to transfer from mug to cup? How do you get the dead flys off your teeth....... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 00h, t'kettles on, Earl Grey for me, no milk thanks 😬 smillies are back cos I'm on my etchasketch from the school carpark Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Alan, apologies for the personal question, but why are you storing wet ginger biscuits in your bra (or boob carrier, as my young son used to call it ) 🤔 Hello, by the way Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan7 Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 NPP Opps not only dropped a bikkie but also dropped an "f" off I known wierd things happen west of Offa's Dyke but ain't seen any Taffs wearing "B(.)(.)B carriers", that is unless you know different? How do you get the dead flys off your teeth....... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Does anybody know the meaning of the rude word that those two big boys over there are talking about HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hoopy...they aren't big boys...they're ugly girls 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 "f" off charming So you take an F-cup? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I prefer a tea-cup HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Kinky. Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Or is that Sauce-cery....sorry that pun doesn't quite work but hey, I don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hello Alan! No need to knock, you can come right in. We don't want lots of knockers in here you know... 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 😬 😬 😬 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Oooh, is this a game of hide-the-lady? Can I be the dealer please? Here goes: 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 There you go. Where is she Oops, almost cheated ❗ Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Edited by - Myles on 3 Dec 2003 18:12:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I saw you... you slipped her into your pocket whilst you thought no one was looking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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