Hibster. Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 tick tock tick tock or a Landy Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Perhaps I should have married you Paul.......then again... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Meldrew - how can you besmirch the noble profession???? If I had my time again I'd be an accountant again. Oh all right, I lied. Like Brent, I too wanted to be an airline pilot - I had my eyes on the left seat of an Aer Lingus Boeing 707-320C. Unfortunately, it was my eyes what let me down. The eyesight problem also scuppered my dream to be an astronaut. I would have liked to have been racing driver as well but I lost interest when they put wings on cars. Playing for Manchester City was also an option I considered but the fact that I was ****e at foorball hampered that particular ambition. I wasn't too bad in goals but as I stopped growing when I reached 5ft 6ins, even that route to Wembley stardom evaporated. Anyway, Man City went and got themselves relegated so it was just as well. When I was VERY small there were loads of cowboy series on TV and I fancied myself as a cowboy. The fact that I never saw a horse until I was about 16 did not blunt my enthusiasm although by the time I was 16 all the cowboy series had been replaced by "Kojak" and "Columbo" and I didn't fancy shaving my head or wearing a scruffy mack. So - THATS why I became an accountant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Eric, you could be Kojak now..... (I'm allowed to say this because I also look like ) 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Kev - Maybe we can do a double act, me as Telly Savalas and you as Yul Brynner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 could rossyBee be the dirty Mc 🤔 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Eric, wasn't Telly taller than Yul? 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I don't know, I only had a black and white telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 if i knew now what i should have been lucky enough to know then, then an Intelectual Property Solicitor would be my choice Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 No! No one chooses to be a lawyer - the profession chooses you 😳 How else could I have ended up as a pensions lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 *confused*planning early in life for guaranteed retirement Tam 🤔 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted December 2, 2003 Author Share Posted December 2, 2003 It's surprising how many people end up in a career without realising quite how, or why, you got there Quite how I made the leap from Pilot wanabee to Engineer I'm not sure. Think it was my heart ruling my head with no regard to the future workload/prosperity ratio. Ho hum. Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Paul - it often feels like it. 😬 I should be a turf accountant - at least I would get to work outdoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 speak to simonbell, he's your man 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I;d like to oil lapdancers, mind you being a vet would be nice, similar work I expect, 'cept with the rubber gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I was once introduced to a crowd of people at my ex`s work do, one of the women said "hello I`m Evette" to which I replied " how do I worm my dog", only to be meet with a blank stare.Well I thought it was funny On the hill , not over it!! Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I would not change what I do Gigolo Smoother Than A Cashmere Codpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 [vain] Of course I would be me all over again. And I don't blame you for wishing you could be me too. 😬 Well, I might change just a few little things. Given another chance I'd steer clear of that Goldilocks. She's nothing but trouble... And pigs in houses made of anything but straw or sticks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I'd be a pig, then I could be sure that no one would try to turn me into a lamn chop Baaaaa The sheep Hhhhmmm, yummy grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 mmmm, tasty lamb 😬 mmmmmmm, tasty BBQ pork *thumbup* ❗ 😳 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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