owelly Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 So. To Coooooooooooosey and mr J. The Johns Old Goat Challenge is on? C90's seem a reasonable choice of steed to ensure maximum tedium. Stella also seems to be a fairly safe bet for fuelling the charioteers. Pasties are an excellent form of nutrients to help soak up the liquid energy source (or should that be sauce?). So far so good BUT can we have proper bo pasties and not Ginsters? savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Think of the adventure as an onion, with lots of layers to uncover, and each one likely to make you cry 😬 During the first layer; We must make good time, be fleet of foot amongst the wild celts, and drink only *One* beer each. Through the barren wastes of Northern Scotland we shall eat only Haggis, tatties and neeps, and Ross shall appear to lead us to a battered, deep fried Mars Bar shop. ( Err, Miss FH... Puntuation training required....{The Mars Bar is battered, not the shop}) 😳 But....What can befall the adventurous travellers on layer two? From Loch Lomond to the southern Lakes 🤔 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Onion? Urrrrcchhhhhgghhhhh............. 🙆🏻 I'd rather have cucumber, and that's saying summat!!! Jam. Just Jam, and a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Mr Jackson, Firstly, you have a problem with Ross... ... and Ross shall appear to lead us (ambiguous - Is Ross going to appear in a puff of smoke? Is Ross going to feign leading us?) Having decided that Ross is indeed capable of leading this motley band hither and thither, he will lead said group to the shop selling battered, deep-fried Mars Bars, Could someone please pass a bucket? The thought of said item of food is mekkin' I feel sick FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 😬 And that's just day one's Highland Staples We've got the Scotch Pies, tattie scones, white puddin' and flat sossiges of Dumfries and Galloway on day two; with Cumberland Sausage 'n Mash for Dinner in the Lakes. And on day / layer two.... We're allowed *two* drinks each Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted December 4, 2003 Author Share Posted December 4, 2003 You stoopid flange. I shall be drunk as often as possible. If not more! 😬 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Isn't that why we're taking a van? Just how much wifey can you carry on a C90? Jam. Just Jam, and a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted December 4, 2003 Author Share Posted December 4, 2003 Can we bring many laydees? 😬 😬 😬 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Hmmm......... I s'pose it depends of which you imply? Or shouldn't I ask...... Jam. Just Jam, and a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I now know how normal people feel when they first enter the sheds. Is there human life in Yorkshire ? Paul 😳 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Human? Wassat? Jam. Just Jam, and a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Human is the filling in a long pig pie, it's very expensive and often rather fatty but very popular hhhmmmmmm pie Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted December 4, 2003 Author Share Posted December 4, 2003 HMMMMMMMMMMM. Fatty pie 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 you go fatty you go fatty......Bad Manners *thumbup* 😬 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 I shall do the "Johns Old Goat to Sandsend Challenge" dressed entirely in produce I shall find rummaging through the hedgerow...... 😬 😬 😬 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Hi Who wanted deep fried mars bars? Plenty o' Italian chippers in Dundee could sort yous all oot Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 I'd be happy with a deep fried bar. on mars savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 What's the local brew n' food in leg 4; The MAV-land Shire of Che, and Shrewsburyshire 🤔 Mark Look it's Mavis here and Jubilee 7 here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 pie n' a pint? Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Glorious as it is, Pie n' pint is just a bit too universal for any one place to claim it as it's own (OK except Wigan, Denby Dale and Melton Mowbray ). We shall of course be sampling the pie n' pints in all areas as a type of 'experiment control' to ensure the local specialities are tested in comparison with a known datum. I guess Cheshire has it's own cheese, but under EU directive No. 23456567 it's probably made at a factory in Milton Keynes Mark Look it's Mavis here and Jubilee 7 here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Shrewsburyshire (nearestest proper town to my parents (or may Telford is) does have its own biscuit. The shrewsbury biscuit is a bit plain so i recommend dipping it in molten marsbar HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Is it not a shrew and berry pie? Jam. Just Jam, and a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 You'd need a lot of shrews to fill a pie, perhaps a single shrew is used as a garnish Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 we have the food sorted. The booze sorted. the route sorted. even the accomodation sort of sorted. but have we got any wheels yet? savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 There was a man on the radio this morning advocating governmental support for eccentricity, proposing a grant to be paid to a local eccentric in every town and village. I thought of owelly immediately. Anyone who can call someone a "stupid flange" and invent the word "flappabat" deserves state assistance in his noble endeavours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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