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Today's shedly play:

 

Scene: Mum & Dad's grocery shop - Back yard - Boiler with half hundred weight sack of beetroots boiling...

 

Mum (Shouts to my ikkle bruv - aged 7) "Charles, are those beetroots cooked yet?"

 

Chas (shouts back to Mum) "I will go and check for you"

 

 

 

Mum (Shouts to my ikkle bruv) "What's taking you so long - are they ready or not?"

 

Chas (shouts back to Mum) "I'm still checking them"

 

Mum goes out to yard, Chas is bright (beetroot) red from head to waist, having consumed about 5 pounds of cooked baby beetroot

 

He peed red for the next two days, and looked nice and flush, in the middle of winter *eek*

 

You can't measure safe driving in miles per hour (or kph if you're pedantic)

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