rossybee Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 A couple were invited to a s****y family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life." 😳 Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Durrant Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 😬 😬 😬 😬 Mark D Su77on Se7ens Making plans for the 2004 Sprint Season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Eugh !! He he 😬 Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I've seen/read it before 😳 (Tee hee) but it still gives me a warped little giggle 😬 *thumbup* Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Fnar 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 a bit personal ross 😳 😬 🤔 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 Not personal in my book Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 feh 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 feh indeed Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Feh is a new one on me ❗ Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 you're not a computer person then MM 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 How can you tell Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 29, 2003 Author Share Posted November 29, 2003 cos you don't fehkin understand Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 *confused*ecuse you MM Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Thrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 😳BURP sorry it was the yoghurt and toast i had earlier 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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