Buda Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Too much information from JAseB on the complaints thread, don't need to know about number 2's and number 1's Thats it I'm off for a w*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 before you ask it was a weee (I'm desperate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Many apologies, it just slipped out... 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 are you not potty trained Jase 🤔 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I'll have you know that I passed potty training with flying colours a goodly number of years ago and have graduated to expert use of a grown ups wc, including winning extra badges for reading the paper (news variety), Low Flying (altho not this month yet), Circuit Driver and playing games on my mobile phone although these do require a comfort break of the sitting down variety or a poo it's known The aforementioned 'slippage' was more verbal than any other kind... But only just 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I'm thinking that maybe we could gently move away from this subject now as to avoid upsetting Buda further Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Nothing wrong with a nice discussion about poo and the joys it can bring Happiness is a loud paaarrrrppp with no follow-through 😳 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 A good clean break. A snap-off with minimal paperwork. Marvlloutish. Lumpy pumps are pesh. savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 owelly, the poo you describe was once referred to a 'Angel sh1t' by a comedian while I was in university, he term has stuck like sh...... nah. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 And the runny stuff Is pretty grim in bike leathers... Err... I imagine 😳 😳 😳 🙆🏻 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 OK if we are going down this route - there is a debate raging amongst my friends on bottom wiping. Who stands to wipe and who sits down 🤔 Yes I know...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 there is a debate raging amongst my friends on bottom wiping *eek* you need some new friends *eek* Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I vote YES to bottom wiping! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Seconded 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Now you see why I spend so much time here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I'm a sitter for wiping when on the s*itter. 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I use a large mooring rope of and old trawler and simply 'Floss' 😬 And from Bart's 'cool-fat-man' dream..... " I wash my butt with a sponge on a stick" 🙆🏻 Mark My Caterham Silver Jubilee No. 7 is here with Mavis, under 'Mark's Cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 My wife hands these and many other weirds and wonderful things out as part of her job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I hope she doesn't have to get them back. As for wiping, I recall reading that a down goose was the finest thing in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 How can you tell if the goose is depressed 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 After you've wiped your butt with it I would think it's a dead cert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 If you were used to wipe Meldrew's bottom wouldn't you be? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 D'oh Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 OK - but that means I'd have to wip my bum with a pre-soiled goose - isn't there laws against this - surely a Turkey is much more hygenic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Hello little white rabbit, are you a clean little white rabbit ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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