Dickie Normuss Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Tomorrow for children in need I have agree to take part in the doughnut challenge at work. The rules are simple Fit as many mini doughnuts in your mouth as you can 😳 My boss holds the record at 14 Do you think I can better that and what sort of preperation should I do 😬 😬 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! see it here Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Try sucking bowling balls... ...if you can get more than three in your mouth, you'll probably win the doh!nut challenge. 😬 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Prepare by sprinkling the doughnuts with lemon juice. I did the same with crackers and won lotsa money of peepl. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 So let me get this right. Your goin to get Alec Issigonis's best creation. Go flat out in reverse. Dip the clutch and bang-on full lock and floor the accelerator. Then scrape up the big black circles and eat them? savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I could try that myself if they were apple n' cinnamon 😬 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 go 4 it Ric Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Dough-nuts *tongue* *tongue* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Johnson Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Try it with extra strong mints! Geoff J392PPD VX & Flares how untrendy can I be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Ric - put a bottle jack in your briefcase to dislocate your jaw like one of those egg-eating snakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I used to be able to fit a whole packed of extra strong mints in my mouth at one time when I was younger, I haven't tried it recently though 😬 Ric - Good luck, make sure you do the appropriate stretching exercises before you start, otherwise you might end up straining something 😳 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Ric Meldrew's plan requires that you can get a bottle jack into his gob in order for dislocation to take place, if you can't manage that then I would suggest a crow bar or a pick axe would serve the same purpose. I would also suggest holding a number of wooden coat hangers sideways in your mouth for half an hour or so in order to stretch your cheeks, this will also have the effect of making it look like you love everyone and want to show it with a large smile (horizontal of course). I'm also sure that the woolf would have some good input on this Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 *ullp* Is there a doctor in the house? I think I've swallowed a bottle jack. 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I think I've swallowed a bottle jack I think you'd be sure one way or the other, and the handle sticking out of you mouth or 🙆🏻 would be a dead give away Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Yup, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Meldrew Well you've come to the right Doctor, now we'll just attach one electrode onto the handle and the other onto here Nurse, throw the switch Ggggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, bang Nurse rub in the ointment, it all looks very sore down there now 😳 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Thank you. I think. paaaaarp Ow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I think practising by eating a whole packet of smarties in one mouthful is good. MisterToad and I will bring the machine and warp time so you can win HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 12 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! see it here Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 *eek* Take those doughnuts out of your mouth before you say anything more ❗ Congratulations. But why did you stop at 12 🤔 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 22, 2003 Author Share Posted November 22, 2003 Ran out of room, you should give it a go, it's not as easy as you think 😳 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! see it here Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 try with maltesers The problem is you have to take them out to count them afterwards (to check you've not been swallowing them on the sly). Crushed ones don't count - 27 is my record HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Hoop, That's revolting Edited by - Rachael on 24 Nov 2003 13:29:28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 its not too bad - most of them don't melt much 😬 How about how many jaffa cakes you can eat in a minute 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Special RWC winners edition of sig 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 I once worked out that I could eat a whole double pack of Jaffa cakes without exceeding my weight watchers points. So I did. But after a few days I got all dizzy and kept falling over. Perhaps Jaffas don't have all the nutrients needed to keep a fat bloke upright ☹️ ☹️ savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Right. Sorry to be late to the party folks, but: When younger, we had competitions to fit as many marshmallows (regular pink & white jobs) in the gob. Rossybee - champ at 22 😬 Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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