FH Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Didn't want to worry the Headmaster with this - but the "you last visited at **.** " bit is stuck at 14.somethingorother yesterday on my screen and when I go for a lurk, the threads are all lit up mauve like they're unread... Is anyone else having this problem 🤔 I know there's been all sorts of bluster about in the last few days, but do you think we need to batten down the hatches? 😬 Edited by - FH on 18 Nov 2003 11:07:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 I seem to be OK 70730 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Miss FH, according to the webthingyperson, the 'time you were last here' gizmo is only updated when you go to the forums home page, else it would reset everytime you viewed an individual forum. I understand from Mr whatsisname that he may be able to make it forum independent, but it will be a while coming. In the meantime, got to www.blatchat.com and then come through to the test area from there and see if that makes a difference. HM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 18, 2003 Author Share Posted November 18, 2003 Ooh thank you Headmaster for taking the time to have a chat with Mr Whatsisname! Unfortunately, I've been round in circles doing what you suggested and entering via the Main Gates as well but the clock is still stuck It's really not a problem, so please don't ask him to do any tweaking on my behalf. I'm sure he's very busy at the moment. It's easy enough to look at the times of the Last Post on the RHS of the page Three Cheers for our Headmaster then folks You can get back to caning the bad boys now FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Poor chap's going to wear his cane out the way things are upstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 I've noticed this before as well. I once asked for a user defineable "view threads since" field but I think he was too busy... Anyway - if the sheds was perfect then it would be no fun and we wouldn't have that hole at the back for the lurkers to sneak in through... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 18, 2003 Author Share Posted November 18, 2003 I think we ought to keep that hole open 😳 The more the merrier, as long as everyone plays nicely Computer thingy all fixed now I had an extra lesson in the Headmaster's study and I had to do something with cookies Believe it or not, biscuits have memories so next time you dunk one in your tea, remember that you may be hurting its toesies 😬 If you want a lotta choclot on your biscuit.... join OUR CLUB FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiptree Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Did you know that if you push a (a) Bunsen burner hose onto one of those water taps with lift out lids for the sink on your bench, you can fire a thin jet of water through it such that velocity (v) is sufficient to hit the balckboard (b) from the back bench? And if you wait 'til the teacher says "gather round the front desk" for an experiment, then blow air back into one of the gas taps that run down the side of the lab, when the air reaches teacher's Bunny burner, it'll mess up the experiment. I love weddings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 What those poor unsuspecting lurkers don`t kno is that once they come through the shedly black hole there is no turning back Birkin S3 2.0 Zetec 170bhp I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Is the title grammatically correct *confused* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 18, 2003 Author Share Posted November 18, 2003 You are quite correct in your observations It could have read "Is the bikeshed about to keel over?" or "Are the bikesheds about to keel over?" However, I preferred to write the topic title that way and see how long it took before someone spotted the delibrit mistayk 😬 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Was about to post 'My 🙆🏻' but knowing FH I'm not so sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Why 🤔 has FH seen your 🙆🏻 🤔 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! see it here Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 FH - i think you can get away with poor grammar by putting 'init' at the end of the sentence/statement. Not sure why - I only use init in compooter programs... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Hoopy Is that Not sure why - I only use init in compooter programs... or Not sure why I only use init in compooter programs... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 Init is a linux term Innit - a contraction of "isn't it" which in itself is a contraction of "is not it" (or as we would say nowadays)... "Is it not?" I have not yet established when or indeed, how the correct terminology gained the extra "n". Maybe it's something to do with "X" and "M" and whether you "F" any - and if so, do they end up on the floor? Blimey, I need a lie down FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Wow, I wish my English language tutor had been that clever. Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 FUNEX SVFX FUNEM 9 IFCDM VFN10EM 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 C here 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 *confused* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 Try using the accent of someone who beats you to the sun loungers 😳 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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