r c ole Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 On their first night together, a newlywed couple gets ready for bed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished with her beauty. "Ohh, ohh, aaaahhh," he exclaims. "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" "Yes my dear," he replies, "so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe. His new wife asks, "Why are you wearing a robe, we are married now." The man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" "So I can get it ENLARGED!" she replies. 195BHP Dry Sumped K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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