Tam Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 To resurrect the wholly blasphemous threads that we had recently I thought now would be a good time to come up with the Sheds ten commandments 😬 A list of rules we can all live, love and wibble by 1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's beano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 2. Thou shalt not give or take a fence I fink Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 3. The Wolf shall not lie with the Sheep, nor YON with another Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 4. Thou shalt virtually blat mighterly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 I went for a quick Google 😳 and here was what I found (you need to scroll down a bit to find the differences) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Thou shalt not commit blatphemy except when there's an "a" in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 5. Thou mustst accept sweeties from strangers (and they don't come much stranger than the shed residents 😳) 😬 70730 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 My personal favourite punishment from the site FH found: And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you. If you will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart to give glory to my name, ... behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. Or as Monty Python said: " I 🙆🏻 in your general direction - your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Blimey FH - there seem to be about 100 variations! Schisms ahoy! Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 6. Thou shalt not give a fence either. Or a shrubbery. In fact nothing to do with gardens unless you're having a party in them. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 7. Harriers are kosher, CUCUMBERS are not (dilly, dilly). and: 7a. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 8a. Don't eat yellow snow Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 8b (should have been 7 but I wasn't quick enough ). Thou shalt keep holy the seventh day, yea and all things that are seven... Edited by - MisterToad on 17 Nov 2003 18:05:59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 9. Paul has a smelly 🙆🏻 😬 😬 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 Love thy fellow shedder (not in any biblical sense 😳) Per Blackadder........May your head turn orange in hue and fall off at an inconvenient moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Thanks Hoopy, you're a pal or perhaps an NTSC or SECAM Paaaaaarrrrrrrp 😬 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 10- though shall posess a voodoo doll, or have a website with same to avoid flaming others ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 and cos this is the sheds we should have more than 10 Ten commandments: 11, Thou shalt not covet thine neighbours big ends S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Not forgetting...Blessed are the cheese makers. Owner of *thumbup*The Wombat membership number 10765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 At this time a friend shall lose his friends's hammer ......and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before ... Steve Se7en-Up! Not going to you know where with you know who in 2004 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Rowly, that's a beatitude; And Se7en-Up, that's a prophecy. Have you 2 been skiving down here when you should have been in your RE lessons 🤔 12. Thou shalt not obey any of these commandments unless thou really wantest to; if it should come to pass that thou hast a better idea, then doest thou thine thing. 😳 nothing... Edited by - MisterToad on 18 Nov 2003 01:20:21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 18, 2003 Author Share Posted November 18, 2003 Thou shalt not bear false witness about thine horsepower 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 [digression mode] Did anyone watch that series about PR with Stephen Fry on BBC2 last night ? I loved the potential Archbishop of Canterbury starting on about "getting hung up on the 'thou shalt nots'". Very sharply written. [/digression mode] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 13> thou shalt not useth theyths hood no matter how mucheth the sky shall rain its scorn down upon your heathen soul. [digression mode] I thought the PR comedy last night was brilliant! Pope Idol! I hope it is part of a series... [digression mode off] 14> Thou shall covet Kylies bottom.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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