Jump to content
Click here if you are having website access problems ×

Calling Tam


scooby dooby doo

Recommended Posts

Tam is currently on a German Lesson school trip (got a note from her parents & everything *smile*). The school bus gets back to Heathrow tonight.

 

Not sure if she's pining for the fjords, but she's certainly pining for the 'sheds.

 

MR C

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'd always envisaged that the sheds where made of crinkly asbestos cement sheeting?, BTW I've got a proficiancy certificate in asbestos management in buildings, it cost me 50p and a ciggy from one of the 6th formers. so using my indepth knowledge of the subject I would suggest we all hold our breaths till we get outside and then get it surveyed by a qualified asbestos consultant.

 

This message was brought to you by the cawr regulations (control of asbestos at work regs) 2002.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

😬

 

As Mr C said, I was on a school trip to Frankfurt this week (Association of Pension Lawyers Annual Conference - laugh a minute I can tell you *tongue* beer was good though...... *wink*)

 

Hoops - all I wanted to know was whether the Raj tandoori at Farringdon was decent enough for a team night out - and does it do veggie (boss is veggie - pays to stay in his good books *smile*)

 

Got to go now ☹️ but will be back tomorrow for a proper wibble - oh how I have missed you all

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Don't be worried, the shed is made of friendly materials like corrugated cheese, straw* and string (the Cam7 extension of TIG-welded aluminium and pre-preg carbonfibre panels is rather smart if a little, er, pimpy...).

 

[architectural historian hat]

Ah! Now these foundation stones are rather interesting. The tool-marks point to a Romano-British construction¤ of the 4th cen... WHAAAT??? Someone has chipped a piece off! Outrageous!! Wait till I get my hands on the culprit...

[/architectural historian hat]

 

* No, not cheese straws ... and not cheese strings either, that would be silly...

 

¤ Perhaps the remains of a Roman forum...? Um, I think it's time to get my toga/coat...

 

😳 nothing...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well I can tell you all that the left-handed, East wing of the shed is made from Knitted tea-bags stretched over a stutdy framework of battered king-prawns. The door frames appear to have been hewn from the antlers of a german shepherd an the doors are made from compressed spewtum from a small herd of lighthouses. The windows are made from garden clippngs and the light fittings have been weaved from lard.

Just in case you were wondrin. No masonicary ere.. *confused*

 

savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...