bongomania Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Need some light relief so will start off with my favourite. A guy is building a timber box with a hole in one end in his backyard. His neighbour leans over the fence and asks "Hows your dog?" He replies "I am". Honk if you love peace and quiet. See the Purple Beast at Seven-Ecstasy.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 😬 😬 😬 (took a while though) Steve Se7en-Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Groan 😬 Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 😬 😬 Not unlike the joke with 2 nuns in the shower... but that's much ruder 😳 There were 2 nuns in the shower, one says... mmmphh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 I know the nun one. but this one is confusing me *confused* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 'oopy, say it out loud and ignore the '?' 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 😬 😬 70637 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Oh help - Please! I must be getting cleverer - I understand it! Pass the emergency jelly babies - Quick! 😬 Blue and Silver Sublime Vehicle Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 oh ❗ I'get it ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 I dont. ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 ..."Where's the soap?"... 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Yes it does 😳 70637 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 someone help, is it a really big anagram? no need to help anymore, its ok, I've got it, cant stop laughing, no really, I've pissed myself, again, bugger Edited by - Buda on 14 Nov 2003 12:49:44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 It's taken me 24 hours, but I finally get it. Thank you Fearless pilot of the Caterham Nippy Truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 I'm a bit pi55ed and don't get it........ Will it become clear inra mornin? Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 11 minutes. Think I've woken up the wife with my repeating that over and over and then laughing out loud. *idea* 😬 😬 😬 Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Bradley Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 My wife just told me all my laser sailing mates are built like **** brickhouses. I got the how's joke. Eventually, 'cos I is a bit fick. I think it is one of those jokes that loses a great deal in the spelling, not the telling. Like the architect who had his house made backwards, so he could watch television at the same time. (And that one is both rude, and so old it has whiskers on) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Bradley Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Sorry, that should read "sh1t brickhouses". (Obviously) Forgot to expurgate. Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Me thick. Me no get ☹️ Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 😬 😬most excellent bongo-man 😬 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Which part of the country does the neighbour come from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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