Big Brother Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Found this upstairs. http://www.blatchat.com/t.asp?Id=41347 It must have escaped from here - so come on, own up! Who left the shed door unlocked? Steve Se7en-Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 People like that need medical help Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 and machines that go.....PING! Steve Se7en-Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 We like machines that go PING. Doug, Su77on Se7ens See our web site here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 My microwave goes ping 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 First Doctor: Bit bare in here today. isn't it? Second Doctor: Yeees. First Doctor: More apparatus please, nurse. Nurse: Yes doctor. First Doctor: Yes, the EEG, the BP monitor and the AVV, please. Second Doctor: And get the machine that goes 'Ping'! First Doctor: And get the most expensive machines in case the administrator comes. [Apparatus starts pouring into the room. The mother is lost behind various bits of equipment.] First Doctor: That's better, that's much better. Second Doctor: Yeeees. More like it. First Doctor: Still something missing, though. [They think hard for a few moments.] First and Second Doctors: Patient? Second Doctor: Where's the patient? First Doctor: Anyone seen the patient? Second Doctor: Patient! Nurse: Ah, here she is. First Doctor: Bring her round. Second Doctor: Mind the machine! First Doctor: Come along! Second Doctor: Jump up there. Hup! First Doctor: Hallo! Now, don't you worry. Second Doctor: We'll soon have you cured. First Doctor: Leave it all to us, you'll never know what hit you. Steve Se7en-Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Doug, Su77on Se7ens See our web site here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 Administrator: Morning, gentlemen. First and Second Doctors: Morning Mr Pycroft. Administrator: Very impressive. What are you doing this morning? First Doctor: It's a birth. Administrator: And what sort of thing is that? Second Doctor: Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy. Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays. Ah! I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping'. This is my favourite. You see we lease this back to the company we sold it to. That way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. [They all applaud.] Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on. 😬 😬 😬 Steve Se7en-Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 my microwave has a choice of tunes you can get to play HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 and it keeps spinning after its finished so the thing you put in there is in the same place when you open the door. Handy for making sure the mug of cold (now hot) coffee is facing you handle first ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 I'm trying to get the topic to come quietly but its not moving ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_pank Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 These are MY juniper bushes! Charlie'n'Kermit The plan is: There is no plan S5EVN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 give it a kick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 help, help I'm being repressed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Hoopy What make ? I'm in the market for a nukeing machine at the moment Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 That was a very surreal experience, posting on a happy thread upstairs I think I need a lie down 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 I'll have to check. I think its a samsung and i got it from argos. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 or Arguuus as they say on the adverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 [ahem] "No commercial advertising allowed on blatchat" [/ahem] Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Its a Sanyo. with a sort of cury edged door and its silver and 800W. Its not advertising - its friendly shedly advice HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Wooo, that's loud! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 800 what 🤔 70554 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Eh Where 😳 ☹️BB ☹️ *smile*Vorsprung Durch Armco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 He's not the Messiah, he's a very trendy microwave...... savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Oh pap. I've mixed up my posts!!!!! 😳 savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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