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I am a lazy, lazy, lump


rossybee

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I think he feels like an avocado dipped in emulsion. But I hav'nt even had a virtual feel. But thats how he sounds like he might feel.

During a stint in the Falklands I took up beard growing as a hobby because there was'nt much else to do and I thought a hobby would keep me out of the bars.

I stepped out of the air port upon my return (3 days travelling) and instead of a tearfull reunion with my other half all I got was a "what the hell is that on your chin?!" I'd forgotten about the lower facial topiary (although it was trimmed into a goatee or 'fat mans food target')

I use a disposable BIC in the car on the way to work. Dry. Hence my shocking scars and cuts.... *thumbdown*

 

savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid...

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