rossybee Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 The rip-roaring Scottish Motor Show? Me! Live Action Arena this year too ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 What was on show 🤔 Is there a special market up there? The New Mazda Sporon, with Royal Stewart trim and Caber carrier on the boot and Kilt hooks above the rear doors and a special place for your Tam o'shanter. OE is the Claymore compartment 'neath the rear seat. 😬 😬 You can slap me later Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 8, 2003 Author Share Posted November 8, 2003 cheeky wee midden It's next week, see here and here Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 The Honda Glaswegian, vomit proof tartan seats, a special shelf in place of the curry hook in order to hold a plastic tray of PMC. A revolving rear number plate so the Benefits agency people can't find the 3 places the driver works whilst on the dole. The entire boot is kitted out to hold cans of export strength lager and a large fish supper with a few cans of ginger and deep fried mars bars. 😬> Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minder Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 Think looooooooooooong and hard before you decide the spec of the Rover Dundee Hoi! Watch it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 A bit like the Nissan Micra "Cambridge" that has a wicker shopping basket on the front, loose mud-guards and dim (if any) lights. It also has a propensity for being stolen if you leave it anywhere for more than 30 seconds and will often be seen driving the wrong way up one-way streets and along footways by foreign students. 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 Honda Glaswegian aka Nedmobile FOR SALE Birkin S3 2.0 Zetec 170bhp FOR SALE I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 I'm still working on the Rover Dundee and it's as far from Crocodile Dundee as it's possible to get apart from the idea of carrying a knife 😳 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Thats not a Rover, THIS is a rover 😳 😬 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 I was thinking of going then I remembered that some of the so called men in Scotland wear skirts All a bit too odd for me Gigolo Smoother Than A Cashmere Codpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 don't forget the optional deep fat fryer that goes where the spare tyre holder is.... and the ladder up the back to hide bullets in my dad's family is from east kilbride, ☹️ Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 9, 2003 Author Share Posted November 9, 2003 A pickup would be best, for all the haggis 😬 (should that be haggi?) East Kilbride is a beautiful place Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 East Kilbride is a beautiful place you must mean somewhere else than Glasgow then....its a sh1tehole Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 9, 2003 Author Share Posted November 9, 2003 my sarcasm was obviously lost then all scottish new towns are bollox Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 We won't be going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 So Rossssssssss will be there all on his tod, ahhhhhhhhhh ☹️ Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 poor ross, poor ross..... i was pleased recently to learn that my relatives north of the border had hot water boilers now that aren't wood fired 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 we got tellies too Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 yes but snow isn't a television show you should be proud of watching 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 I'm going with ma bro & a mate. Bro is driving so plenty stella can be consumed Might work my charm on some of stands to get free booze.... ...last NEC motorshow, Andy Noble did an excellent job of the hospitality 😬 hic Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 who said anyfing about watching? just listenin's a pleasure cos the wireless broke last December Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 That's me off, TTFN Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Don't feel too lonely Rossssss, we'll all be thinking of you looking at the Rover Dundee, the Fiat Mull and the Ford Inverness (which has 4 and 20 seats). Also enjoy the Land Rover stand, I'm sure there'll be one, so bring back a supply of bruchures for the Beano pile in the shed 😬 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 14, 2003 Author Share Posted November 14, 2003 Met up with a fellow BlatChatter for the live show, Paul, was sitting in a metallic gunmetal grey 9seat Defender, and a Disco G4 in orange with RUBBER seats (thought you might like that ) On way home, went via the new Caterham dealer, saw my next cat (Kawasaki Green SL), & another with a FAG LIGHTER!!!!!!! 😳 (Estoril Blue with orange stripe) Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Rosssssssssss A fag lighter ? Don't let upstairs hear that or there'll be people saying bad things about gay people and caravans. Ooooh rubber seats, nice on a warm day but a bit nasty in the winter unless they are heated Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now