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A bit of a larf for the Zetec and Crossflow Owners


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As KevSull knows, I subscribe to "A Word a Day"... in an effort to expand my vocabulary. Today's is...

 

Rover boy (RO-vuhr boi) noun

 

A brave but naive person.

 

[From Rover Boys, a series of children's books by Edward Stratemeyer

(1862-1930).]


 

 

FH *cool*

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But thankfully it has now gone further 😬 Thankyou dear fullharness.

 

'Brave but naive' probably describes the Welsh rugby teams belief that they can beat England on Sunday. 😬 😬 😬

 

What say you Kev 🤔

 

Swiiing lowww, sweeeeeet chaaaariottt!!!!!!!!!!!! *wink*

 

Brent

 

Zetec

 

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My definitions 😬 no doubt they can be improved on ...

 

Rover Boy :- the most common type of Boy. Prefers cars that are powered by cheese. Often makes up for the light weight of the engine by being 3 stone overweight himself. Has a tendency to whine and remove his head at frequent intervals. Doesnt admit to liking Metros but often has a secret fetish for them

 

Crossflow Boy :- A bit of a traditionalist this one, likes flat cap, pipe and slippers. Prefers boat anchors to engines and is convinced they dont make anything like they used to. Doesnt like cheese. Tends to be noisy and to drink a lot.

 

Zetec Boy :- A Crossflow boy who is trying to be a new man. Usually ends up with a bigger anchor than before.

 

Vauxhall Boy :- Convinced that his is the one true way. Can be a tad on the hefty side but has legendary speed and reliability, even though he is the only one who says so

 

Biker Boy :- Likes things that are small, light and make lots of noise. Doesnt like going backwards

 

Duratec Boy :- A mythical creature said to be propelled entirely by speculation and rumour. Allegedly the new Rover Boy but , like the Yeti, has rarely been sighted in the wild

 

 

 

Nick

Red and Black 1.6K supersport

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i'm a rover boy

in a rover world

life's fantastic

my engine was meant to be plastic

you can replace my gasket

or stroke my oil pan

live's fantastic

my engine was meant to be plastic

come on rover lets go over

oh no oh no

come on rover, you're boiling over

oh no oh no.

come on rover, just bend over.

ah ah ah ah

 

 

 

Steve B

Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE

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