Rowly Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 I currently sport a rather fetching, Bodie kind of french crop thing.....I'm sure girls go mad for it....eventually. However, every time I go for a blat my car ensures I come away with a side parting which is getting dangerously close to being a comb over 😳 I am sure the girls fancied Bodie more than their boss (whatever his name was, Scottish chap) What should I do 🤔 Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Number 3 on top and no.1 back & sides graded in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 My back is not hairy, how dare you...and as for my sides. Wasn't there a posting about what a number three was a little while back 🙆🏻 Why would I want to do this? It would mean showering twice a month Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Scottish chap - George Cowley You're only suppose to blow the blo*dy doors off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Get it chopped off ❗ Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r c ole Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 At my time of life I go for a Number 1 all over in Summer and condesend to moving to a Number 2 all over in the winter mths It's really all you can do when it disappears on top 195BHP Dry Sumped K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Miss Mav 😳 that should take care of the girls problem 😳 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Edited by - (not a) Postman Pat on 3 Nov 2003 00:45:25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Grade 1 all over, bish bosh wallop all sorted 😬 Saves ever getting 'helmet hair' too I find... Mind you I'm halfway there without using clippers so maybe I'm biaseded?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Buy a Capri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelico Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I'm another '1' all over man. Is this a trend amongst shedders ? L811 VTR BRG/Yellow SuperSport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Meldrew, 😳 😳 😳 I will have to tell Woggle about that. 😬 😬 😬 Doug, Su77on Se7ens See our web site here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Any violence and I set the kid on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Well, none of us girlies has a #1, #2 or #3 and we manage to look (sort-of) reasonable after a blat ... and not all females dash to the nearest mirror to check the barnet ...(although maybe some of us should) Shurely, it all depends on the type of hair you have. Thick, strong hair has different properties from thin, wispy stuff. The Birdwisler male managed quite successfully with the "flopsie" look although I believe he has now taken "The Mr Lazy Route to Hair Management" 😳 Rather than following the procedures of a Fifties Rocker, whipping out the greasy comb after dismounting the Norton 650, one could fetchingly run one's fingers through the thatch, in an attempt at controlling the styling... I believe many females find the "Hugh G" technique quite endearing 😬 😬 However,the above technique will not work if you apply copious quantities of mousse, gel or liquid in an endeavour to resemble something off Pop Idol 😳 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 All women in a seven look attractive to me...although not as attractive as Mrs B of course 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 FH, What do you mean he has now taken the lazy route to hair management? That's what he has always done 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Problem is...I used to have my head shaved without the No. attachment, done one's and two's but recently have been ridiculed by my wife (who does me barnet) as the clippers go...(impression of clippers) Nyaaaaaar(silence)Nyaaaaar, as it goes over the back of my head. I have no idea why? P.s. Smileys aren't showing at the mo, just imagine them in various places! Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Crudders Posted November 3, 2003 Area Representative Share Posted November 3, 2003 I have a similar problem Rowly. I've had my hair parted on the left (the height of surely) ever since a disastrous Ziggy Stardust attempt when I was about 13, as this was the only way to conceal the horrific yard broom effect. Shame I didn't try it when I was 17 - it would have been the height of fashion A rare example of me being ahead of the times. Anyway, the 7 insists on parting the barnet fair on the right hand side Should I switch to LHD Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Nah! Just put your 'at on backwards Rachael, M.L.A.S. *tongue* *tongue* FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 When my hair was longer, after a blat I was often accused of looking like my famous fellow countryman here 😬 Rrrrrosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 just wear a biggles folks. i've got a fleece and a leather one, lovely Mrs. B wants me brain warm 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Steve-B, are you referring to the fat bloke who dresses up as ladies in pantos? Christopher Biggles. Why would I want to wear him on my head...and where do I get a fleece one? Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Brain Steve, Whats one of them then 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 rowly, try john lewis or a good camping/outdoors shop mav, it's below the waist in most males according to most females Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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