r c ole Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Bartender: "What'll you have?" Customer:"A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars." The drinker says, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then offers, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration." The bartender was not impressed, but says to the smiling drinker, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, the same customer walks into the bar. "What the heck are you doing in here?" asks the bartender. "I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!" "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" says the man. "I bet," says the bartender. "You must have a double then." "Thank you. Make it a scotch," says the customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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