r c ole Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 A cabbie picks up a Nun. After the Nun is in the cab, she notices that the cab driver keeps staring at her in the rearview mirror, so she asks him why he is staring. "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you," replies the cabbie. "My son, when you've been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive," she says. "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me," says the cabbie sheepishly. "Let's see what we can do about that. First, you must be single and, second, you must be Catholic," the Nun explains. The cab driver gets very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic." "Okay," the Nun replies, "pull into the next alley." Once in the alley, the Nun fulfills the cabbie's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me, Sister, but I've sinned. I lied. I'm married and I'm Jewish," sobbed the cabbie. "That's okay," the Nun replies. "My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to Halloween party." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 😳 😬 😬 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 So thats what Kev got up to last night Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Golly gosh 😳 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Oh Kev - where are you 🤔 Kissy kissy Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 kev driving a taxi now Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Well he has promised to pick me up tomorrow morning and take me out for a sausage (maybe thats a little too much information 😬) I will probably have trouble sleeping tonight Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Well he has promised to pick me up tomorrow morning and take me out for a sausage *eek* Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 ssssssssshhhhhhhhhh! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 I was taught by the nuns. I always had my doubts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 well, i think we've just seen a new side from mr. motts 😳 and kev, well hmmm..... 😬 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Kev got me out of bed early but promised to be gentle with me as it was a little moist outside. After a lovely ride (in his Halloween Taxi) we ended up spending the rest of the day standing in a layby waving at total strangers in their cars 😬 Kev says this is all perfectly normal behaviour and who am I to argue - I had a great time and took lots of photos. 😬 Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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