r c ole Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?" "I was out getting a tattoo," he replies. "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?" "Well, For one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Second, once in a while I like to play with my money. Third, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." 195BHP Dry Sumped K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 😳 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Pat & Eric are accountants 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Igor - you missed out the bit where the wife beats him to death for being cheeky... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 😳 😳 So is Meldrew, I believe Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Pat, have you got a tattoo? Rrrrrrrrooosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Yep, of a metre stick Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 In 1:43 scale Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 LOL. Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 I was very happy to set Paul up for a slam dunk 😬 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 The story at the start of the thread sounds like a jolly good idea if you ask me. Was it intended as a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 😬 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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