Rowly Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Dear Sir or madam, I have recently purchased a severn and am a bit dissapointed with the level of kit. Can you help me with the following: 1. I have just purchased and installed some nice leather seats from Ammo. Whilst we were talking he told me of a friend who had a "bin" seat which consists of a black bin liner containing foam and is thus v. light. I got to thinking...has anyone tried filling one of those Homer Simpson inflatable TV loungers with helium, thus negating the weight of the chair. I imagine with a little additional helium you could negate the weight of the driver....and maybe balloons... 2. What is the most effective air freshner. My wife thinks those cardboard trees are probably lightest. 3. Where do I put my bass box? I thought these cars were supposed to be fast. 4. Whats that funny smell? 5. Whats that funny noise? 6. My wife thinks that because the car is red, shines and has a long bonnet it resembles an extension. Where do I obtain the planning permission? Many thanks. P.S. I have come to you as you really know what you are talking about, unlike those Tech people who just ridicule me. Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I tied a helium baloon to my belly when I was little, now the skin has grown around, and indeed over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Let's see now: 1. [squeaky voice] Worth a try. [/squeaky voice] 2. Parp 3. Take the bass out of the box and grill it. Very nice with some new potatoes and a bottle of fine white wine... The box can go in the bin. 4. Parp 😳 5. Parp 😬 6. Permission is for wimps. Just flaunt it. Hope that helps. 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I'd keep your box of bass in the fridge, next to the salmon and cod. Otherwise it will go off and smell all fishy HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I doubt you need permision for your extention, because beyond a certain age it could be classed "a temporary erection". P.S. Is your bass box the same one that sings"take me to the river" whenever one walks past?, it could be the early model where they used a real bass, and could be the cause of the noise and indeed the funny smell. Hope this helps 😬 Happiness is like wetting yourself, other people can see it, but only you can truly feel the warmth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted October 25, 2003 Author Share Posted October 25, 2003 Sadly if I put it next to the cod the woofer would have it. ☹️ Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Sorry about the smell Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Answers 1. Put it in the tyres too. For extra weight saving try Hydrogen it is only a quarter of the mass 2. Leaving the top down seems to work, but if you need to leave it up you could ask Alex for advice. 3. I usually carry my fish in a cool bag and there is plenty of room. 4. This may come from not using a cool bag (see answer 3) 5. Me making that funny smell and trying to blame the fish. 6. I believe you only need planning permission if what you plan to erect is larger than 25 percent of what you already have. A 7" may or may not fit this category Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 If my maths is right, you could almost double the size of your erection without planning permission simply by performing three 24% extensions in succession... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 I have attempted to perform the 24% x 3 extension manouvre but to no avail. I would need to increase this considerably....However I have been fettling my new mota (changing the instrument bulbs from 3w to 4w, painting the 7 on the grill red to match the car, polishing and carressing etc.) My wife thinks that once again I have become obsessed and 🙆🏻 retentive....What could she mean? Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Woods Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 1. I 'm halfway there - I look a lot like Homer Simpson but cant say the car goes any faster when i'm in it 😳. As yet i've not tried driving with 2 lungs full of helium but I will give it a go and report back later 2. Nose plugs are even lighter, you wont have to worry if the air is fresh then either 3. Get a sardine box - they are a lot smaller 4. See 2 above. I cant smell anything... 5. That will be the screams from the passenger 6. According to my local planning office if the bonnet area is less than 30 square metres you dont need permission unless you have already extended it. Exactly how big a 7 do you have ? 😬 Nick P8MRA - Red and Black 1.6K supersport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowly Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 Nick, rather obviously, I like to think that it's not the size of my Se7en thats important but what I do with it. Owner of H979 FNH The Wombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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