Rachael Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 There was a whale and a horse (although I couldn't see the horse) there wasn't a sheep though... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 the horse was evil and looked like Miss..... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I've got a sore head... Fearless pilot of the Caterham Nippy Truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Oh yes, the horse. It wasn't that it looked much like Rachael, it;'s just that it was staring at me in that "I'm going to cause you pain" way that Rach often does. The big unblinking eye, the lips pulled back to reveal the teeth, the underlying feeling of menace... Fearless pilot of the Caterham Nippy Truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I am starting to see why Rach may have resorted to violence Craig 😬 Very sorry I missed the fun and animal husbandry - would happily swap the funny factory for the funny farm and a pint. What about the one-eyed woman? A cyclops - probably from the Fens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c21vhpd Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I couldn't see her (she was round the corner) but apparantly I fancied her, and she was giving me the eye (which everyone then realised would mean she had no eyes at all) However, it turned out that she had 2 eyes, which was tremendously disappointing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Oh Kev, and I thought you were a nice boy ☹️ I'm not evil... just a little bit violent sometimes, but only when seriously provoked 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Oh yes and as well as the horse thing, Craig kept kicking me ☹️ and he jumped in a puddle, deliberately so that the water splashed me ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Hands Beano and sweets to Rach on the end of a very long pole 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 😬 S'OK Boonie, you were nice and stuck up for me... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael jackass Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Hullo. Don't feel you have to take any notice of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Hello Marvin Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Cool Marvin - with all those gadgets have you got a hoover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael jackass Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Hullo Boonie. No I don't have a hoover. Just another of my shortcomings. Sometimes it's just not worth the effort. I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Are you starvin' Marvin? *shares a bit of malt loaf with salty butter on* ☹️BB ☹️ *smile*Vorsprung Durch Armco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 So what's this hose for then 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael jackass Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Badger Bill. As you may have noticed, I am a robot. Malt Loaf with salty butter will only cause my diodes to tranfuse and my joints to rust. Thank you all the same, I don't really deserve your generous offer. Boonie, that hose is my emergency air conditioning pipe. As you may have noticed, I am a robot. If you put me into a hot climate my circuits can overheat due to my pathetic ineffective sub-standard design. Sometimes I need extra cooling because I am so useless at it myself. Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Have you ever considered therapy 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I just can't get into that type of music 70443 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 What's wrong with Therapy? It's my current CD of choice in the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 Glad to be of service. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Didn't say anything was wrong with it, just not my favourite 70443 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Fair enough Not sure my neighbours are that keen, the volume I have the stereo at when I leave for work at 0700 in the morning 😳 😬 Edited by - Rachael on 29 Oct 2003 16:06:05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Just found out my girlfriend bought her car from the ex-garage of alex's parents ❗ Small world ❗ 70443 miles and counting... but a broken wrist ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE JUNTA Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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