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Gerard has asked if we can identify anyone from the supporters who is particularly skilled in the weather forecasting department to help with information on Saturday - so anyone with a tame piece of seaweed, of maybe a field full of cows they would like to bring to Silverstone, please identify yourself!

 

Hopefully it'll be more *cool* than *eek*

 

 

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Steve

 

That sounds like the 100% accurant pregnancy testing kit.

 

1. The lady concerned wees into a jam jar

2. Put jam jar onto a window sill (doesn't matter about direct sunlight)

3. Wait 9 months

4. If she has a baby then she was pregnant

 

Point 1 is easier said than done

WIth point 2, direct sunlight may increase the pong especially towards the end of 3.

 

Paul

PS I see John Ketley quite often as he lives nearish to me. He seems to frequent Baldock Tesco and Hitchin WH Smith and you can watch people from a mile off mouthing "oh look, it's that weather man"

 

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According to our sources *confused*

The street's the place to go

It's raining MEN *eek*

 

Seriously now - What part of the country do you wanna know about.

Our firm pays the met office tons of sponds for (so called) accurate forecasts

 

Edited by - Fletch on 23 Oct 2003 10:30:11

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Saturday 25th October

 

Mainly dry, bright start with sunny spells after a local early frost and fog patches. Increasingly cloudy with the risk of a few showers later.

 

Max = 11 Min =4

 

Insert Picture of fluffy white cloud with bits of sunshine poking out of right hand side here *wink*

 

Outlook for the UK for Saturday 01/11/2003

 

Unsettled and at times windy with rain or showers affecting all areas, perhaps heavy and prolonged, with a risk of gales, especially in the north and west. Temperatures are likely to be near or even a little above normal.

 

PS: I think that carrying a brolly and not needing it is a fine idea old chap!

 

 

*thumbdown* *arrowleft* *cool* 😬 *arrowright* *thumbup* Blue and Silver Sublime Vehicle Barbarella here

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