Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I saw Cilla Black on GMTV this morning .... singing. I had to take a Junior Disprin to calm down. With that ginger one out of Girls Aloud, and him out of Simply Red .... is there room for another buck-toothed gingoir in the charts ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Are there not human rights laws against this kind of torture? S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 I am thinking of invoking the Geneva Convention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Stop watching telly and go out blatting, you silly boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 It's a bit nippy-noodles out 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Or watch BBC Breakfast so you can drool over Natasha Kaplinsky Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Nippy Noodles, you posted that before I'd mentioned Natasha Kaplinsky, now there's a thought 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 Am more of a Penny Smith man. Can't cope with much seriosity that early in the morning. Although I think having fantasies about a woman whose name I wouldn't be able to pronounce after a glass of fizzy pop is just asking for trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Natasha Kaplinsky sounds like a series of splashes made by a small underwater explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Hhhhmmmmppphhhh, that's no way to speak about the love of my life Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 And you can keep yer small explosions to yerself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Humph. I can see my major talent in life is wasted on you philistines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 But I don't collect stamps Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sweedish Chef Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Ooh, thats me cuzzun 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 Hello again Izzy .... how is brother Willy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Actually, my cousins' names are Gertrude and Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 OOhh, it's good to stretch my legs, I've not been out for a while, I've had to lay low. The Hitman I'm gonna get ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 [sarf lundun] We know where you live [/sarf lundun] 😬 Blue and Silver Sublime Vehicle Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Fletch ......and we've even seen pictures of your bomb proof shed so it's no hiding from the hitman in there Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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