Mikey UC Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Nellie that is. Just heard, absolutely gutted about it. Any career advice for a 4 tonne Indian elephant (good at balancing beach ball on trunk standing on hind legs, and going trump trump trumpty trump etc.) gratefully received. I would like to wish her the best for the future whatever it may hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Woods Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I heard she was off to the circus .. Nick P8MRA - Red and Black 1.6K supersport Edited by - Nick Woods on 16 Oct 2003 09:27:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 Well apparently she left the circus, but no one could remember what happened to her once she left (Had a bit of a boring day yesterday and found little better to talk about). Lap dancing in High Wycombe was one suggestion, however this is plainly absurd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 She left because the head of the herd was calling......although I understand it was a trunk call 😬 I'll get me coat............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Woods Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 i think the head of the herd was far far away Nick P8MRA - Red and Black 1.6K supersport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I heard she was in Myanmar ? Proably been arrested as a dissident and placed under house arrest knowing them What do you do if you see a herd of bull elephants coming over a hill 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Watch it small nose The Elephant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Are there any animals we DON'T have lurking in the shed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 For five points, name the singer I popped off for a quick Google to check that my memory hadn't failed me and found this site here and now I'm all nostalgic and feeling very old ☹️ One of the songs was the first I remember singing; another one was a particular favourite for obvious reasons Aah, the good ol' days, when you were allowed to wander off with your friends for the day, catching tiddlers in the stream and arrive back at five in time for tea. You walked to school. A peck of dirt didn't matter but Vosene didn't half sting if you forgot to shut your eyes You made your own entertainment; built your own go-kart from an orange box, some old pram wheels and a bit of string Being the first one to the top of the tree etc But even if I'm all old and wrinkly - I'm glad I'm not a child of this generation FH Edited by - fullharness on 16 Oct 2003 11:05:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Hang on, I'll have a look at the register from the last union meeting we had Hhhmm, it's hard to find, there are a lot, and I mean a *lot* of different droppings in our corner of the shed I may be sometime but don't worry, an elephant never forgets The Elephant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 FH - 😬 I thought it was the "Toy Dolls" .... skinny ties AFAIR. Vosene ... bleaurch. Made a comeback as Neutrogena though.... smells the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey UC Posted October 16, 2003 Author Share Posted October 16, 2003 Thank for the lyrics FH, so I was right, Nellie never even got to High Wycombe ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 She probably got stuck on the M40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I always stick to the A40, much nicer and plenty to eat on the way. The folk in Gerards Cross have some nice flowers in their front gardens, yummmmmy The big E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 and she could tickle the ivory when she gets there 😳 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 We had a CD Jukebox for "music on hold" at my last place. Fantastic when we changed away from "pop" to "listen with mother" and "junior choice" type cd's. We actually had people who used to complain of waiting to be put through to the helpdesk actually asking to be put back on hold, so they could listen to the end of the song. All together now The runaway train came over the hill, and she blew.... 😬 Blue and Silver Sublime Vehicle Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Parp 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Do you feel better after that Paul? Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Much thinner thanks Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Great i am most pleased Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Who did she blow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Excuse me? Baking powder Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 I heard that when she comes, she'll be wearing pink pyjamas.... Rrrrrrrrooosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 don't people normally get undressed before that happens HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 😬 But what's even worse is that she'll do it down a mountain 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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