Myles Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 My cat is dreaming... I find it hard to suppress laughter and wake the fella up... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Or at least I *think* he's dreaming... ...he was making icky sounds a bit earlier - maybe he's snuffed it Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Panic over, he's woken up! Now he'll want food. Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 We are talking about a feline cat 🤔 Seek forgiveness, not permission. 1700 X-Flow. The sweet sound of carbs!!! Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Ric Is appears that you've not heard about Myles and his imaginary friend called Cat. Cat falls asleep in pubs and has the most amazing dreams which involve Myles wacking the landlord with a Newky Brown bottle and a feather. When they wake up Myles in the cells and Cat is no where to be seen. It's a sad case but at least it keeps several psyc students in thesis write-ups. Paul AKA Cat PS where's my food ?????? PPS Here kitty kitty Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 We invented a new sport tonight. All you need is a "laser level" and a cat. Shine the laser on the floor and pass the red dot in front of the cat......... Hours of fun for both you and the cat. (be careful of the cats eyes) Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Yeah - they make horrible rumbly noises when you hit them 😳 😬 70443 miles and counting... but no headlights ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 Honest! It's a real feline... ...actually, looked it up in a book. Appears to be something called a 'Bombay' - also known as a 'mini Panther'... It's the size of a small dog and growing. Veracious appetite. Thick as a builders yard full of 2x4s... Hasn't worked out catflaps despite being shown how to by the resident cat for three months or so... 😳 Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 hope it wasn't a wet dream 😳 Rrrrrrrrooosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Nooooooo..... The cat in question is either; not that old, or, not that clever... We once had a young wrist-biter, but soon removed his little problem(s) And (for verisimilitude) - a 'fact'. As observed by me at a friends house, aged about 13. Labradors sp*nk is yellow.fact> Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 We once had a young wrist-biter Purchased from Ann Summers? Rrrrrrrrooosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Jean Parker actually Local farmer... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Sorry. I've still got Cats flaps stuck in my mind. *eek* 🙆🏻 ❗ savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 You need a quack Rrrrrrrrooosssssss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 don't let the cat read this Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Wow Myles, can your cat read or does he just look at the pictures and skip the letters page ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Steve-B - I've got this somewhere - and 101 more uses for a dead cat... Paul, this cat is sooooo stupid (compared to all the others we have/have had) that after 4 months, he still hasn't worked out the concept of a cat-flap despite being shown by the other, resident, cat... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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