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Badger Bill

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in a tree surrounded by frogs and faries and gypsies and wizards and goats and we all wear hats with fur on them and dress like pixies and have big cigars and blue socks and kep koala bears on our backs and eat cheese made from crushed up beetles

 

actually its a pub called the ring o bells in Daresbury near warrington, just off the M56 junction 9 (help might not be) then you head toward warrington down the dual carriage way, easiest is to go round the little roundabout at tghe end of the dual carriageway and turn back on yourself then next left round a 90 degree right hand bend and its on your right, car parks round the back, is the last wednesday of the month

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Paul, unfortunatley its special, very special, and it isn't for sale, you can however try and make it yourself, you'll need a brick, some beetles, a thimble and a really small three legged stool, first sit on the stool and milk the beetle into the thimble, then bash the beetle with the brick, then extract the rennet from the beetles stomach and mix with the beetle milk, then proceed as normal with the cheese making process, you'll need around 45 beetles to make a cracker sized amount. hope this helps.
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Mav

 

Thunderpants are go!

 

The Great Meat Pie Song

 

The great meat pie was a tidy size,

And it took a week to make it,

A day to carry it to the shop,

And just a week to bake it.

And if you'd seen it,

I'll be bound,

Your wonder you'd scarce govern.

They were forced to break the front wall down

to get it in the oven.

 

 

It too full thirty sacks of flour,

It's a fact now that I utter,

Three hundred pails of water, too,

And a hundred tubs of butter.

The crust was nearly seven feet thick,

You couldn't easily bruise it,

And the rolling pin was such a size

It took ten men to use it.

 

 

There were twenty-five spareribs of pork,

I'm sure I'm not mistaken,

With two and thirty hams for York,

And twenty sides of bacon.

The pie was made by fifty cooks,

And all of them first raters,

And then they filled up all the nooks

with a ton of kidney 'taters.

 

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Calling BB............

 

You can find the info re area meetings here.

 

My contact number is on there.

 

Here is a map of the area.

 

Where are you travelling from?? I can then give you personalised directions.

 

You are welcome in a non Caterham car, or your tin top - the choice is yours. We are a friendly bunch, not brand snobs (in the most part) and enjoy a good deal of banter and joviality as you would expect from a bunch of MAD northerners.

 

I'll be confirming this week hopefully, that Freestyle will be at the meeting also with their super wide track demonstrator.

 

Hope this is enough info, and as i say, you can e-mail me on ao@mavmobile.freeserve.co.uk or through my profile, or you can call me (before 10pm) any day.

 

Regards,

 

Martin

 

Buda - Thank you 😬

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I'm either 15miles from the LAD meet or 26miles from the MAD meet, I'm just north of Skelmersdale, between Chorley and Southport.

 

Decisions, decisions, decisions... *confused* *smile* 😬

 

Steve, the wooly hat is rather fetching 😬 😬

 

BB

 

*smile*Vorsprung Durch Leichtigkeit *idea*

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