V7 SLR Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 So, I start a new thread and lock it immediately then sit back and count how many people view it. In less than 8 second it had been viewed 5 time. Doesn't take much to amuse me. Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 😬 One of them suckers would be me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 10, 2003 Author Share Posted October 10, 2003 Ah, I hope I didn't imply that you were daft in viewing it. It's just my perverse pleasure at seeing how hungry we all are for anything new. See Myles' thread (kapoow or summat)? I was one of the viewing suckers there too..!! 😬 Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 and previously a lot more than 1 would have been me 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Puts hand up and pins on I'm A Sucker badge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 glad to see you working so hard today nige 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 10, 2003 Author Share Posted October 10, 2003 Well, today I have had a total of 3 conference calls, only one of which was nothing to do with work. Since I last went into work (Weds morning - returning home 3 hours later) I have worked about 50 hours, including sending my last email at 23:45 last night and first at 05:15 this morning. I have been drafted in to write "sensitive" documents for a politically sensitive situation. A wrong-doing not of my own making. It's making me go round the bend. Fortunately I have my uncle who is helping to build a small expension on the house around to keep me sane (good laugh), and the bikesheds to show me that I am in fact insane. 🙆🏻 Might take V7 for a spinski in a mo. Wonder if I can find Myles house by simply driving into Alcester. Alcester's only about 20 metres across isn't it? Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Edited by - V7 SLR on 10 Oct 2003 14:01:48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 10, 2003 Author Share Posted October 10, 2003 Views have slowed now and levelled out at 14. ☹️ Still, any day working at home is a smiley day. Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 ...build a small expension ... Some sort of not-really-Freudian slip there - getting mixed up between the function and cost aren't we...? Alcester's not huge, I must admit... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 10, 2003 Author Share Posted October 10, 2003 Hmm, well it is sort of expending in the way that I've had to expend cash to get it and my uncle has had to expend energy in building it. I've found Alcester on the map and I've calculated it to be no more than 13cm across. How on earth can you sleep in such a small town? How many other people live there? Perhaps you all live on a large platform which has one single stilt going into the earth in Alcester? Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 10, 2003 Author Share Posted October 10, 2003 24 now. Expension almost complete. Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Gad, is it that small? Must be fractal in nature or somesuch... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 expension, is that like ejacu..... 😳 Myles 🤔 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 10, 2003 Author Share Posted October 10, 2003 Actually I think there may be a correllation (sp - 2 r's and 2 l's ???) between Alcester being only 13cm from one side to the other and the word "expension". Imagine the local (Alcester) council building a dual carriageway through or even round Alcester. They might have called it an expension to their road system, neatly co-joining the words "extension", "expansion", "expensive" and "dual carriageway ring road". OK, I admit the last one may be hard to squeeze in but if you jumble all the letters up, take some away and add some more, you get "expension". Clever eh? Now, where'd I put my glass of wine? Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 V7. The Alcester Bypass is a neat (and camera free) way of testing how well certain things work at certain speeds. It is well worth the money I hope that on the way back from your place on Sat (or whenever), I'll get to check whether the low-fat adornments were worth the cash PPFN. M. Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Strange, if Alcester is 13cm across, then why is Alcester Road in Birmingham so big, what happens to all the big (well more than say 12cm) cars when they arrive at the Welcome to Alcester signs ???? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 they enter the time tunnel and shrink on the way to their ultimate destination in the usual way 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r c ole Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Steve ........Nig we who tele conference for long hrs in the early mornings and late evenings and come from that other place are by very nature an odd set, and also being resident in the Sheds having our left trouser rolled up to the knee, and our right hand tied behind our backs,our view of life is different from the school governors.The secret meeting in the Hotel in Brum in January will no doubt have some interesting moments. 🙆🏻 however till then I will sit in corner of shed smoke my woodie, peer through the fug and await hoopies arrival with more sherberts,I have not spoken to the scandanavian representative and as you know he refuses to approach the sheds, being to tall to get through the door and his nose being to sensative. The great hairy legged kilted one with the affection for large mammeries is also from the dark side. I will I think go and have some nourishment as I am feeling decidly odd, May the .net be with you and may your jello brains rejoice in your festered state. Long live the sheds, and the secret society within. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrolhead Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Funniy thing V7 I did the same and now have 22 views 😬 http://www.blatchat.com/t.asp?Id=39345 Edited by - Petrolhead on 11 Oct 2003 12:50:46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 11, 2003 Author Share Posted October 11, 2003 Igor, The Scandinavian can't come to the sheds coz he's banned by his school. Apparently is allowed to read but not write. The Kilted Lover Of The Big Breast and The Supplier Of The Great Pair are confirmed for a couple of nights in the Hotel. More beds than prev years but no more rooms yet. The Hoopster may have to book a different Hotel this year as he'll be bringing his wife with him and she wouldn't want to share with both him and The Scandinavian. P'head, 22 replies.... does this mean I'm winning? Monsieur Davis, although Alcester is so small it is in the middle of nowhere so on leaving Stratford-upon-Avon you enter a no-man's zone of dual carriageways and no speed limits (t'is true). After about 20 miles you get the welcome to Alcester sign which is back to back with the "You are now leaving Alcester" sign, both of which are bigger than Alcester. Some things are stranger than fiction. Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i've just asked about hotel arangements on tour-org.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I expect the cars squish alcester due to a terrible miscalculation of scale. or get eaten by a small dog.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 I haven't got any idea how I'm going to get an Autosport ticket at present. Alcester is so densely populated and so small that gravitational attraction is going to turn it into a black hole soon. Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Blimey! And I'm right in the middle of it... > Wots all this about Autosport tickets BTW, haven't we got enough time to launch your CF venture and get proper accreditation??? Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 SLR Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Oh yes..!! [joking] I need to be able to sign-up on someone else's business. Worcs L7 club joint AO.//Membership No. 4379//Azure Blue SLR No. 0077//Se7ens List Tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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