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Just had and idea...... about pets.


Doug phillips

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As there seams to be a lot of playground talk about our doges. cats etc................

 

If you want to send me a gruby old picture (from the back of your pocket 😬), of your pet I could knock up a notice board for them on that weby thing. *wink*

 

Its it a *thumbup* or a *thumbdown*.

 

Its up to you. *wink*

 

Doug,

 

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Just heard today that our new pup is due in two weeks time....

Should be bringing her home just before christmas

 

 

This is our first dog, it`s kinda wierd really, we`ve thought about it for some time but now that it is all getting closer the fact that we are bringing a creature into the house which is going to rely on us is really hitting home......in a nice way.....kindof makes you feel all warm inside *smile*

 

Really looking forward to it.

 

 

Off to read my A-Z of dog training.......

 

 

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At our peak of guinea pig ownership we had a total of 21 of the little blighters.

 

16 girls who all lived together in a huge run with 1 very confused male rabbit and 5 boys who had their own single accommodation.

 

In a bad week (either very cold or in the spring when they start feeling frisky) more than 1 would depart to that big grassy knoll in the sky (a bit like the famous one in Dallas). They'd usually wait until they'd had a couple of £30 a pop trips to vet before they kicked the bucket. The economics of GP ownership are odd in that you can buy a replacement for a £10 or indeed with our setup breed one (or several) in house for free.

 

Being a small animal specialist vet looks like a good money spinner

 

Squeeeek squeeeek

Paul *wink* 😬

 

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Being a small animal specialist vet looks like a good money spinner


 

Sounds like a wizard wheeze.

 

Take in broken gerbil/whatever. Despatch to hutch in the sky (regardless of problem - there are no user serviceable parts inside...)

 

Give owner new (but surprisingly similar) animal. Gross profit of 20 quid (assuming you bought in the replacements - or 30 quid if you bred your own).

 

And what was all that we've heard from sheep farmers et al whose animals are only worth about 1.50 at auction.... They're obviously in the wrong business too - you could fit about half a million little rats in the space a few dozen sheep take... *wink* 😬

 

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2 x fluffy mogs

- Bailey (Conniving lazybones, but brains) & Malibu (thicko mogoid)

 

1 x 4 wheeled cat - requires polishing and feeding with Optimax (refuses all other brands of catfood)

 

Various photos exist on the webshots thingy somewhere here or therabouts

 

 

 

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for the record Mr Toad the moose left of its own volition, i did not touch it, and if anyone says I did then they're a liar.

 

BTW I checked the caterpillars (who lived in a rizla box (the big one that holds 5 boxes of papers, its sort of like a multipack (dont want to be accused of keeping them in poor conditions)) under some stones in the garden, they unfortunatley appear to have passed away, this either because, and I hypothesise:

 

a) They have drowned

b) Grass is not their natural foodstuff

c) Mav stood on them on thursdy night

d) miss mav stood on them on thursday night

e) they died of natural causes

f) they are not really dead they are just pretending (not easy to tell as they dont stick their arms out and lie on their backs like people do when they are pretending to be dead)

 

As they are not squished I can eliminate c and d, I shall conduct a post mortem tonight using a microscope which I found in a skip and a spatula which I have sharpened to be very sharp and report back forthwith.

 

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