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Shooting in Hoddesdon


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What do you think they were arguing about?

 

"Mine gun's better than yours"

"No, mine is better, it's got more heritage than yours"

"Mine shoots better than yours because it's got independant rear doodad's and a specially designed 6 bullet automatic magazine"

"That's rubbish, my original 4 bullet manual loader is much better because it was designed that way 50 years ago"

 

*mad*

 

Home of the Caterham Nippy Truck

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Chris described the 2 victims as body builder types, mid 30's with shaved heads. They were just coming out of a gym and were gunned down by an automatic weapon fired from a white Transit which has now been found burnt out nearby.

 

Dreadful ☹️

 

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Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir.

 

"Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"

 

Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir.

 

"Oh, I see."

 

Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you -

 

"No, no, Stay here! I will send help as soon as I

>have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh)"

 

Idiom, sir?

 

" Idiom!"

 

No, I feel fine, actually, sir.

 

" Farewell"

 

I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir?

 

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It's disgraceful that this serious incident should be treated in such a light-hearted manner....

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CARTMASTER:

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out...

[rewr!]

...your dead!

[rewr!]

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

CUSTOMER:

Here's one.

CART MASTER:

Ninepence.

DEAD PERSON:

I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:

What?

CUSTOMER:

Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

DEAD PERSON:

I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:

'Ere. He says he's not dead!

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"We would like to reassure people that at this stage we do not believe there is any general risk to the people of Hoddesdon," said a spokesman.

 

Hey *confused* people driving round in vans loosing off automatic weapon(s) and there's no "general risk to the people of Hoddesdon". What planet are these idiot's from *confused*

 

Exceed the speed limit by 5mph and they'll flood the area with Gatso's. Don't forget "Speed Kills" Transit man with an Ouzi's ok though *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused*

 

Edited by - beagle on 4 Oct 2003 19:53:17

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