Myles Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 But I didn't have the smoked salmon moose.... Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Darling, you didn't use tinned salmon did you? Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Surely you can't be serious I am, but don't keep calling me Shirley Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone 😬 Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r c ole Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Wot not even to look at the pretty girls in the windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselnut Posted October 3, 2003 Author Share Posted October 3, 2003 What have I done ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET: ...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah... FALSE PROPHET: ...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will... BORING PROPHET: ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 BRIAN: Good morning. FOLLOWERS: A blessing! A blessing! A blessing!... BRIAN: No. No, please! Please! Please listen. I've got one or two things to say. FOLLOWERS: Tell us. Tell us both of them. BRIAN: Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we're all individuals! BRIAN: You're all different! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we are all different! DENNIS: I'm not. Tam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 CENTURION: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'? 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"! Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on! Brian: Romanus! Centurion: Goes like? Brian: Annus! Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...? Brian: Anni? Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt? Brian: "Go"! Let- Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go". Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt! Centurion: So eunt is...? Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!" Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...? Brian: The... imperative! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: I! Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans? Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite! Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: Dative, sir! [The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:] No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum! Centurion: Except that domus takes the...? Brian: The locative, sir! Centurion: Which is? Brian: Domum! Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? [brian nods eagerly] Now, write it out a hundred times! Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar! Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off! Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I only came here because I thought it was going to be a discussion on whether Brian Aldridge in the Archers is going to get better and whether he is going to run off his mistress and son after all as soon as he gets out of hospital. so disappointed. Oh well it's almost 7pm Da-di-dah-di-dah-di-dah Da-di-dah-di-da-di etc...... can't get by without the daily dose of Ambridge Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 ">Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history. <" Oh, sorry, wrong film...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Bignose - Will you be quiet! Bn wife - Don't pick yer nose. Bignose - I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching it. Bn wife - You was picking it... while you was talking to that lady. Bignose - I wasn't. Bn wife - Leave it alone. Give it a rest. Trouble - Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's saying. Bn wife - Don't you 'Do you mind' me. I was talking to my husband. Trouble - Well go and talk to him somewhere else... I can't hear a bloody thing. Bignose - Don't you swear at my wife. Trouble - I was only asking her to shut up so I could hear what he was saying, Bignose. Bnwife - Don't you call my husband Bignose. Trouble - Well he has got a big nose. Jew - Could you be quite, please. [To trouble:] What was that? Trouble - I don't know... I was too busy talking to bignose. Man - I think it was 'Blessed are the cheese-makers'. Jewwife - Ah. What's so special about the cheese-makers? Jew - Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. Trouble - See. If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Bignose. Bignose - Hey. Say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in. Trouble Better keep listening. There might be a bit about blessed are the bignoses. Brian - Oh lay off him. Trouble - Well you're not so bad yourself, conch-face. Where are you two from? Nose city? Bignose - One more time, mate. I'll take you to the ferkin' cleaners. Bn Wife - Language... and don't pick your nose. Bignose - I wasn't going to pick my nose, I was going to thump him. Man2 - Hear that? Blessed are the greek. Jew - The greek? Man2 - Well apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. Jew - Did anyone catch his name? bn wife - You're not going to thump anybody. Bignose - I'll thump him if he calls me bignose again. Trouble - Oh shut up Bignose. Bignose - Ah. Orright. I warned you. I really will slug you so hard... Bnwife - Oh it's the Meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh that's nice innit. I'm glad they're getting something 'cause they have a hell of a time. Trouble - Listen. I'm only telling the truth... you have got a very big nose. Bignose - Hey. Your nose is gonna be three ft wide across your face by the time I've finished with you. Man - Sssssh. Trouble - Who hit yours then? Goliath's big brother? Bignose - Oh. Right. That's your last warning Jewwife - Oh Do pipe down. [she abruptly get hit in the face by Bignose!!] OH! Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Edited by - Steve Motts on 4 Oct 2003 01:23:19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Half a dinari for me bloody life story? There's no pleasing some people. That's just what Jesus said, sir. 😬 😬 😬 Steve Se7en-Up! Magnolia - its the new BRG/Yellow! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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