Tam Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 The ever-cheerful Tam is having a bit of down day today ☹️ Nothing serious - just things conspiring to make this an 🙆🏻 of a week ❗ Can I have a hug please 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 *smile* 70372 miles and counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 HUG from us too Cheer up and think about a pile of barbecued piri-piri prawns, large lumps of marinaded meat and LOTS of Bordeaux' finest *tongue* in the company of the BBers 😬 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Cheer up, Tam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 A cheery uppie song.... Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough,... And people are stupid, obnoxious, or daft, And you feel that you've had quite enou-u-u-gh... Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving, Revolving at nine hundred miles an hour. It's orbiting at ninety miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun that you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day In the outer spiral arm, at four thousand miles an hour, Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars, It's a hundred thousand light-years side-to-side. It bulges in the middle, sixty thousand light years thick, But out by us it's just three thousand light years wide. We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point, We go around every three hundred million years. And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe! The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz. As fast it will go, the speed of light you know, Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember if you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth, And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth! Smile, it may never happen! If it already has, it's too bloody late to do anything about it anyway! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 HUG Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Big Hug from me too Tam. Wait a few days more and you can have the real thing Never seen you sad before ☹️ Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I'm sorry, but I ration my hugs. I work on a need to know basis. Before dispensation of said hug, details as to why hug required must be divulged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Typical accountant Eric! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 not allowed to hug strangers anymore, Mrs Bill not impressed 😳 I can offer a Belgian Chocolate though (proffers a posh looking box filled with some serious looking sweeties) BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 1, 2003 Author Share Posted October 1, 2003 Thanks guys - you're lovely As a wise man once said "Smile, it may never happen! If it already has, it's too bloody late to do anything about it anyway!" (oops, sorry it was Kev actually ) Well it already has happened, so spilt milk, no crying etc. Tam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Ermm, Tam... Can I have that wrapped object back, please It seems that Mrs Bill was using that box for the cat's medicine and the ten o'clock suppository seems to be missing 😳 😳 I found the other box with the chocolates in, but all the wrappers seem to be empty... ...fancy a jacobs cheese cracker instead 😬 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 HHHHHHUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG What will Mr C say when he sees that you have all these hugs, perhaps we should all hug him too, on the other hand perhaps not You could try the "what is Arnie getting for his birthday anagram" content here , well it's making me smile but then it would 😬 Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 1, 2003 Author Share Posted October 1, 2003 Nice thought, BB but I'll pass if that's OK 😳 Paul - like the anagrams 😬 Tam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 > > Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I think it would be possible to charge admission for people to come and watch someone put a suppository into a concious cat 😳 In fact I've just had an idea .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Ooooohhhhhh *confused* Bit early for that isn't it! I thought we were just giving away free hugs 😬 How did we get from hugs to insertion of suppository's 🙆🏻 eeezacheesy geeza 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 A few for Tam Lava cream tart Malta cart rave (an Antonella connection?) Mr Alva Teacart (An Earl Gray & a Mars bar please) Act, avert alarm ! (it can't be morning already) TV AM altar race (must be part of the ratings wars) Race tram a la TV Do you have any middle names that you are willing to share ??? Paul 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Rossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is also Boston Arse Bona Tosser So, no Breast Assert O Nob Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 sorry...I'm...late... oh, I'm too late 🙆🏻 moom www.megabird.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Oh dear, seems to be a lot of unhappiness getting into the sheds at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Its all this too-ing and fro-ing ... lets the unhappy draught in through the "door" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 1, 2003 Author Share Posted October 1, 2003 Lava cream tart - like it 😬 Oh, and to give you more ammo, the middle name is Jane! Some of Ross' are rather good! I'm feeling better now (well, resigned at any rate) - and by the way this has nothing to do with Mr C who has given me special husbandy hugs this morning (over the email, before you ask ) and is being wonderful as always Tam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Glad you are feeling better, do you want to come out later and play Conkers 🤔 I've still got my niner from last year but it's looking a bit wrinkled now 😳 BTW no vinegar soaking or baking allowed ❗ Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 1, 2003 Author Share Posted October 1, 2003 Apparently its been a really bad year for conkers - they had to cancel a tournament because of it.... But I'd love to come out to play Brent I have a choice of two conkers but they are both untested and probably don't stand a chance again your niner ❗ Tam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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