Smokin Joe Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Smokin that is. After all thats what I used em for 😬 Any one else having a ciggy? Joe 590bhp/ton and counting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Prefect Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Oops, spotted 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Joe Posted September 30, 2003 Author Share Posted September 30, 2003 *eek*Quickly hides cig as head prefect nears....... 590bhp/ton and counting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Â *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Meldrew Why are you trying to put a lawn mower into a bikeshed ? Paul  Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Are you saying that lawnmowers have no place in our shed? My lawnmower's all upset now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Speaking of lawnmowers........... Does anyone want to buy a sit-on Hayter Heritage 10/30 mower, complete with gin 'n tonic holder? It does perfick wheelies too  Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 only if it likes the beano and has some friendly chat  hello lawnmower  HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Opens shed door to find a blue haze and persons discussing whether or not said lawnmower should be permitted access. Maybe siad lawnmower shouldn`t have worn trainers.......this is an exclusive shed after all FOR SALE Birkin S3 2.0 Zetec 170bhp FOR SALE This week I will be mostly test driving a duratec powered Birkin S3 with IRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Joe Posted September 30, 2003 Author Share Posted September 30, 2003 Proffering said lawnmower a Camel as due to the warn out nature of trainers he obviously needs to bum a fag.....  Joe  590bhp/ton and counting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Joe, you should be careful using words like that on the Bayou.  He has never seen one before, having been surrounded by grass rather than sandy, deserty substances.  Unsure what to do with it, lawnmower cuts its hair, leaving rather fetching stripes up and down the camel's body.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Joe Posted September 30, 2003 Author Share Posted September 30, 2003 😳But I am back at school in the sheds aren't I......Yes then I shall have Faggots and gravy instead of gumbo for lunch! Withdraws proffered camel as lawnmower looks like he rolls his own..... 590bhp/ton and counting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003  Cough cough, hack hack  Ah that's better  RoGT  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 And talking further of lawnmowers.............If there are any Aero-Modellers here, try putting an egg-cup full of Glo-Fuel in the petrol tank. Start engine and wallow in the authentic aroma of Castrol R, like it used to be in the good old days 😬 You can mow the lawn whilst being mentally transported back through time to motor racing in the 50's & 60's. Ah pure bliss 😬 😬 😬 Brent Zetec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Just add a walkman with tapes of John Bolster in the background.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 I'd love a bar of Aero right now. And with my physique I would be a perfect model for a bar  Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Took me a while to work out what you were on about there, Pat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 My brain is working in a strange way at the moment  Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Lawks! What does that say about mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Joe Posted September 30, 2003 Author Share Posted September 30, 2003 Getting a hankering for some Turkish delight cept they dont' sell it here! Reaching for pack of Camels (my other turkish delight!) 😬 590bhp/ton and counting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 pP "And with my physique I would be a perfect model for a bar" I like the idea of a pP bar - the Pat and Parrot perhaps...? I'll pull up a barstool Friday and order a beer!  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Spirits are our speciality  Blue Hawaii anyone? Or maybe a nice Green Death? Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 ...mind you I don't want it to be the kind of bar full of people getting into arguments about driving. No one here would do that, surely...  Mine's a pint of whatever Pat said...  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 No, only nice people allowed  All Shedders would get automatic entry, of course  Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 And do I get a free birthday drink? Today I'm back as old as you again I think....    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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