owelly Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 and i keep hot fish in my pyjamas 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 ME.ME.ME.......my go...... There was a huge moose that was orange...... *eek* 🤔 Edited by - owelly on 16 Sep 2003 01:37:07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 who got his knob caught in a doorhinge Rrrrrrrrrross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 16, 2003 Author Share Posted September 16, 2003 his mum got pissed on a binge... Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 The whole family just made you cringe (Steve, you're not helping!...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 It’s a good job they’re not within your range... (Got a bit fed up with that one. Time to wrap it up I think as I have an idea for another) - A design has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 To whit: A maiden who hailed from Sri Lanka - A design has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Met a bloke who drove a milk tanker Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 16, 2003 Author Share Posted September 16, 2003 failed the IQ test.... Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Edited by - Steve-B on 16 Sep 2003 12:57:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 (Not to worry Steve ❗ I'm expert at failing these things too 😳) Edited by - MisterToad on 16 Sep 2003 13:06:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 They bathed in semi-skimmed - A design has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 ... and emerged all loose-limbed - A design has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Which turned him into an ambidextrous w*nka (Sorry, no option ) Rrrrrrrrrross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 😳 Ross ❗ And you had all those unrude words to choose from; anchor, banker, canker, danker etc. all the way to yanker (erm... which is I suppose not so different from your word 😳) M - A design has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Edited because the filter defeats me ☹️ and I wasn't being rude Edited by - (not a) Postman Pat on 17 Sep 2003 18:43:28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 How about this: There once was a sixteen-stone fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 whose 'bits' were exceedingly hairy Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 She decided to shave, Rrrrrrrrrross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 but was a bit too brave, Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 The result, as expected, was sca-a-ary ❗ - A design has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 See what you can do with this.... There was a young fireman from Staioes Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 er... from where 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Its pronounced 'York' Thats made things easier *thumbup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Whose ears were made of chalk.... 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 (thanks owelly) They were resistant to heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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