not a Postman Pat Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 I've just returned from Clintons Cards, getting cards for Mrs Pat's birthday on Friday. First up, my 7 year old son starts sniggering, and calls me to have a look at a card. It has a lovely country scene - a woodpecker and two smaller blue birds. The caption is "Wow, I don't think I've seen such a fantastic pair of tits in ages!" 😳 My 4 year old daughter then asks if she can get a particular card for Mrs Pat. On the front is a nice cartoon drawing of a cute doggy. The caption on the front - "Happy birthday, you are truly the dog's ..." And inside the card, an enormous picture of dangling 😳 😳 😳 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 The joys of parenthood, eh? Rrrrrrrrrross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Pat, what have you been teaching them 🤔 Seek forgiveness, not permission. Dont need to rob the bank now, they've lent me the money!!! Look out, I'm armed and dangerous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 How to follow in their fathers' footsteps..... Rrrrrrrrrross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 3, 2003 Author Share Posted September 3, 2003 I blame their grandparents Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 you sound like my brother, but in this case at long last, something as an Uncle i'm not being blamed for Steve B Faster than the Speed of Dark Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 3, 2003 Author Share Posted September 3, 2003 not yet Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 hmmm... Em's are only just 3 - do i have this to come 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 yep Rrrrrrrrrross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 ***Sigh**** It's all too familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 yes you do, it's great to make sure: 1) always insert batteries in any toy 2) always give a gift of more batteries 3) always give sugar based treats, just before you leave/bedtime 4) always get a gift at least 1 age "band" higher than their age 5) always run like h3ll after giving gift that is louder than your 7's exhaust i've got 8 years (so far) of being the "Uncle from h3ll" and only 13 before I take my nephew from Texas to some "interesting destinations" in Holland and Germany 😬 so that's 13 more years of terrorising my sister in law 😬 😬 😳 Steve B Big Black Beast ^3SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 you're evil rarting is rising Steve ❗ 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 i've got to be "All the Uncle from H3ll I can be"..... 😬 😬 😬 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast ^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 I forgot about this (as one does about traumatic events). After our last blat, Steve, I stopped with my four year old at Sainsbury's to pick up some odds and ends.An old chap came up to talk about the car, and another guy stopped with his window down to admire it.At this point, Michael pipes up, loudly: "It's a rusty old car made of scrap metal." God alone knows where he got that one from. Mother and Grandparents deny all knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Last time I went to see my 8-year-old neice her and her friend were trying to tie my thumbs together with those plastic tie things....where did she get that 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Probably from Windy 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 Meldrew - 😳 😳 Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 kids are great, when you bring them to my house, and you leave -- we're rid of them when we come to your house and we leave -- we're rid of them.. either way, i've not figured out yet how to get our 21 and 24 year old out.... Steve B Big Black Beast ^3 SV VHPD Join us on the USA 2005 tour......HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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